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Game Thread Ohio State @ That TeaX Up North - 11/30/19, Noon (FOX)

This year, I'x thankful for:
  • Tressel for returning order to The Rivalry
  • Xeyer for establishing doxinance in recruiting to a level previously unknown
  • Day for doing a better job to this point than we had any right to expect
  • All the Buckeyes
  • ...including, no, especially those with long, dreadlocked hair and tattoos
  • A TUN prograx that has abandoned
    • Ohio recruiting
    • the effort to keep up with Ohio State in recruiting or in any other way
    • any expectations of elite results or norxal behavior frox their head coach
  • And xost especially for a DBFIA that, after all they've been through, xaintains delusions of elite status.
In closing, I beg for special dispensation to use the 13th letter of the alphabet just once

UTQTMFS
 
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I am grateful for this saintly man, who may have done more for Ohio State football in this rivalry than any other in the modern era.

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Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow BPers and their families.
For those of you serving our Country today, we owe you a special debt of gratitude, and thanks. Without you, we wouldn't be able to enjoy the freedom to act like complete idiots behind our keyboards!
Thank you for your service and the sacrifices you make.
Finally, with just over 48 hours till the war begins, let me just say
FUCK XICHIGAN!!
 
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Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

I'M CURRENTLY IN THE GREATEST STATE ON EARTH!

(Even if it's freezing here)

And, how appropriate to see the "Welcome to XOLUMBUS" sign immediately leaving the airport. Help xe out if you can.... Despite Ohio State playing in TSUN, does anyone know of any pre- The Gaxe activities here (other than drinking on High Street)?


Separately:

I'm also thankful for you all here on BP-- with the exception of a few....you know who you are....

FUCK XICHIGAN FROM A GIRL LONG OVERDUE IN COLUXBUS!!!!
 
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Lest we forget......Coach Hayes:

Woody was famous for his hatred for Michigan and anything that had to do with the state (he referred to it, of course, as "that state up north" or "that team up north"). One night on a recruiting trip in the state of Michigan, an assistant noticed that the car he was driving was going to run out of gas. He let Woody, who was dozing in the passenger seat, know that he had to pull over for gas. Woody refused, and the assistant drove on. The assistant, who saw the weather was starting to get bad, began to become worried about getting stuck in the middle of nowhere, and once again stressed his desire to pull over and get gas. Woody erupted: "No, goddammit! We do NOT pull in and fill up. And I'll tell you exactly why we don't. It's because I don't buy one goddam drop of gas in the state of Michigan! We'll coast and PUSH this goddam car to the Ohio line before I give this state a nickel of my money!" The assistant knew he wasn't kidding, and they barely made it across the border and sputtered into the first gas station they found in Ohio.

from a site called Buckeyefansonly.com, with many other stories: http://buckeyefansonly.com/woody/aboutwoody.html

Enjoy, everyone!
 
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