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Game Thread Ohio State at Oklahoma, 09/17/16 @ 9:00pm ET, FOX

We've decided to extend your grant. Continue your studies and report back to this advisory board frequently. Looking forward to your thesis.
To be clear on this though, I believe the placement of the umbilical cord, and hence the belly button, is relative to how many flips and turns the fetus takes in the womb.

Obviously, then, some, the more flippant ones, should make better cheerleaders. But would that make the belly button high or low? My plan is to reverse engineer the process to the womb by watching many, many, many beautiful cheerleaders do things, determine who is best, and then examine their belly button height. With this, I should be able to explain scientifically which flips in the womb lead to this athletic skill.

Please give me money.
 
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