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OFFICIAL: "What were you thinking?"...Michigan Week Thread

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Tlangs said:
I am a groomsmen in a wedding this saturday...the wedding is at 5pm though. I will be able to watch the game just not booze it up. If we lose, you all can blame me. we are 8-2 this year when I booze it up before the game. I will try to sneak a beer before the game ends just to even up the odds a little.

Pretty much the entire wedding party is OSU fans (with one scum fan). the entire wedding party received an email asking us not to show up to their wedding drunk or we would be asked to leave.
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nice try. You're telling me the whole wedding party is OSU fans (with one scUM fan) and the wedding is on the day of THE GAME? Show up drunk, or don't show up. Tell the bride to get bent.
 
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the entire wedding party received an email asking us not to show up to their wedding drunk or we would be asked to leave
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HA...


If I had told my wedding party that, I would have had to throw them all out. (And my wedding wasnt' within 2 Months of any footbal game)

What kind of fucking stupid people are these?

And why would anyone wnat to be friends with them.... inconsiderate selfish assholes that they are.
 
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Just hand them this, Mili:

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buckeyegrad said:
She knows what this game means to me...as well as my other other sister who also went to Ohio State and is the Maid of Honor.

I already have the ear-piece radio in order to listen to the game during the ceremony and I am working on getting a TV set-up in the side chambers of the church for us to watch before and after the actual ceremony (of course it is a Catholic wedding, so it will be a good 45 minutes).

I'm feeling depressed, pissed, and desperate and want to disown my sister, is this wrong?.....:sad2: :pissed: :2004:


Oh....and for one last kick in the crotch.....she's marrying a scUM fan....:smash:
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Please tell me this topic is a joke, and you're just doing this for laughs. :yow2:
 
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MililaniBuckeye said:
Women just get plain fucking stupid when it comes to weddings. "I want a fall wedding". "I want a small wedding". "I want a country wedding". "I want this". "I want that." Fuck that.
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I want butterflies in the chapel, I want doves released when I leave the Church, I want a 6,000 dollar cake that looks like the 10,000 dollar china I resistered for that no one is going to buy me, I want cute little 3 year old kids to bear the rings so everyone can watch them bawl their damned head off down as the walk down (or not) the aisle because they are only 3 years old and shouldn't even be at the wedding. I want my bridesmaids to but 500 dollar dresses that they can never wear again because they are intentionally designed to be ugaly as hell to make my fat ass look better than them. I want everyone to look at me. I want to my husband to buy our groomsmen engraved beer mugs for their gifts because they are the cheapest thin I could fing because I went 2000 dollars over our flower budget so I could have the entry way to the reception hall adorned with an archway covered in Calla Lillies and White Roses. I want a Vera Wang Dress, because its always a good idea to spend money on a High End designer for a dress that I will only wear once. I want to not put a stamp on the RSVP cards because it will cost me $200 more that I don't have because I just spent $2000 on the invitations, that custom engraving makes all the difference. I want a $200 a head sit down dinner with a cash bar instead of $100 dollars a head for a buffet and an open bar, because its so much more formal. My "Guests" will understand.

Oh... and I want it all on the day of the Michigan Game.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
After the woman says all that stuff that Kbuck listed the man says,

I want you to fuck me, to suck me, to cook me dinner, and the rest of the time to just shut the fuck up.
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After all that was said there, I would be satisfied with just the "shut the fuck up." I can make my own damn dinner. Just be quiet. That's it.
 
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BB73 said:
I'm wondering if K-Buck will get dinged just for even knowing about this stuff. :tongue2:
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Every one of those things were requested by women marrying acquaintences of mine... including the no postage on the RSVP's... the only ones that actually "got through" were the egraved beer mugs, the 6K Cake that matched the China, and the butterflies... which... tragically... arrived dead... much to my amusement.
 
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