Official Caption Thread (merged)

[BrutusBobcat]

Caption this

 

[DA-Bucks]

The Obvious:
"That there number 47 is a scrappy young football player"

or

"Hey, I'm about to make a hot tub commercial, you wanna come?"

 

[kippy1040]

"Jim your best bet is to platoon your 2 quarterbacks this year in order to have sucessful season, thats all there is to it."

"yeah? Well John, I really don't have time for that right now, Okay?"

 

[Jaxbuck]

JT (to self): "Where the fuck is Buckeye stadium?"

 

[tsteele316]

Jimmy, let me give you some pointers on beating michigan.

 

[OSUBasketballJunkie]

coop: Hey Coach, let me let you in on a little secret around here....I dont know if you know this but, they really dont like it when you lose to Michigan....

Tress: Who let this guy in here?

 

[BuckeyeInTheBoro]

Coop: Look at that! They misspelled OHIO! And they dadgum said I didn't fit in here... at least I got the name spelled right on the daggum field!

Tressel: You're looking at it upside down, John.


OR


Coop: That number 10 sure reminds me of Stanley Jackson! You need to give that young man the starting job... he looks like a heck of a young football player! You're playing a scrappy young Cincinnati team and you're gonna' need a scrambling quarterback to win. That's how football's going these days. There's parity. Stick with your gameplan though... It's like I told the press when I was the coach here “You all want to gamble, but you want to gamble with my chips.” You gotta' gamble you're own chips Jim and you'll be fine. You're a scrappy young ballcoach - a heck of a young coach.

Tressel: So, exactly how many national championships have you won?

 

[BuckNutty]

"After seeing Ohio State head coach Jim Tressel's 5 National Championship rings former Buckeye coach John Cooper shows Tressel his ring after practice outside the WHAC in Columbus on Tuesday."

 

[DEBuckeye]

JT: "Uh, John? Being able to count on one hand the number of times you beat michigan in 13 years is a BAD thing. Why are you smiling?"

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Coop: See, I told you that dog wont hunt. You better check your hole card.

Tress: Doing stunts for Paul Newman these days, John?

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Coop: (laughing) You can't play football with that! It's made out of glass. Footballs are made of pigskin!

Tress: Ummm John.... that's the National Championship Trophy we won in 2002 dumbass.

 

[OilerBuck]

Having been driven further into madness by his successors recent national championship, John Cooper, in a senile rage, pulls what he believes to be a gun in an effort to end it all in a murder/suicide.

 

[RugbyBuck]

Having been driven further into madness by his successors recent national championship, John Cooper, in a senile rage, pulls what he believes to be a gun in an effort to end it all in a murder/suicide.

I was going to add one, but I don't think I can top that.

 

[RugbyBuck]

Here's one crying out for commentary:

 

[BrutuStrength]

AAAHHHHHHHH............ I'm blind, I'm blind........

Wait a minute... I just closed my eyes too fast and everything went dark...

I should be fine after a few paint chips. Aaahhhh....