Official BP tackle football team

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Dude, sounds like you need to take shorter showers and stop spending so much time alone in the bathroom

That is what Girlfreinds are for....

Are you the guy in American Pie II? You don't use stickem for that type of thing, buddy, maybe some KY or A1 steaksauce or something, but not stickem.

Is it stickem or stickum?

Anyway, welcome to the offense.

 

[RugbyBuck]

Stickum, ouch. Why not just use sandpaper?

 

[OilerBuck]

Sorry Oiler.... Some things are just too good to pass up on....

And, if you work for a company that can't respect that booty, you may be in the wrong place anyway

But, I'll conform to your request. (Isn't it conformist Tuesday??)

Haha...thanks man. My initial reaction had to have been priceless when that came up. I wish I had video!

 

[iambrutus]

ok so raw fish chick has to be #69 b/c that was what she was in another thread, and i want to be either 68 or 70 (under or over her )

 

[buckeyegrad]

If the average male height in the US is 5'9", how do we end up with so many guys at 6' or taller on one message board?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Because we're above average?

 

[JXC]

If the average male height in the US is 5'9", how do we end up with so many guys at 6' or taller on one message board?

I'm pretty sure the average height for a male is more like 5'11" or 6'

 

[buckeyegrad]

From an article in the Chicago Tribune regarding height:

The average height of the American male today is stuck at 5 feet 9 1/2 inches.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1165466/posts

Of course white, American males might be taller than 5'9.5" on average and the Latino and Asian American males are bringing the overall average down. I don't know this for sure, but I would guess this is so.

 

[BuckeyeSoldier]

alright, i want in on this... 6' 180.. dont know the 40 time but i can run 2 miles in under 13 minutes.. lemme bring back the kicks and punts guys #10.. and if you are going as far as making us look real, then i should be bald and a shade of white bordering on clear :)

 

[CrabMan]

#7 6'2" 210lbs

Nate Salley type safety, but since that position is already taken....LCB.

I'll need to work on my coverage skills, but I'll be an excellent run support CB.

 

[JXC]

The average height of the American male today is stuck at 5 feet 9 1/2 inches.

See! I knew it wasn't 5'9"

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Because we're above average?

I'm well above average.... are we still talking about height?

 

[osugrad21]

Well I was the ATH on the other team but I need specifics in my life....

6'1 205....DB coach for 7 years

I can maybe devise some D schemes too if the DC is still open

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

BukIPower can be one of the coaches... Tomwal can be the nickel (his dad can teach him).. and one of the BP members said he's like 6'4" 235 and was timed around 4.4 ... plus we still got Mili and Dihard out there waiting for the right offer... slickman was a pretty good QB.. and still has eligibility left.... BuckeyeFromHeck is just a kid but he's a QB... and BN 11 should have wheels..

 

[DaytonBuck]

I guess I'm gonna to talk to Barry Bonds Trainer if I want to play on the line :)