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For me, I suppose all of these cannot be clearly denoted as office perks per se, but some of the benefits from working here -

Subsidized cafeteria
Free coffee
$25 for dinner if you work past 7
Free car home if you work past 9
Non PC work atmosphere
Subsidized theater/sporting tix
TONS of food baskets around the holidays
Outstanding officer training programs
Tons of employee discounts at restaurants, clothing stores, web sites, etc

Those are just off the top of my head. I truly love my firm.
 
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In Office...

Boss: "Dude, just take the rest of the day off, this realtor wants to bang me in the office...got any condoms on you? I don't have any in my desk."

Me: "okay, and no, I don't have any on me at this moment, and I don't have any in my desk either. Let me know how things work out, I'll be at the bar."

2 hours later...cell phone rings...

Boss: "Dude, your chair is comfy, and I also put everything on your desk where it was before...*insert hyena's obnoxious laugh*"

Me: "Nice, glad you had fun, glad you put everything back too, I was really concerned about stuff being in the right place."

Hang up phone...

Me: "Excuse me bartender, I'll take another Bud and two shots of Jack, thanks."

Bucky Katt and I had a small convo about my boss in a different thread. The guy is a fucktard.
 
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Romanowski;761543; said:
In Office...

Boss: "Dude, just take the rest of the day off, this realtor wants to bang me in the office...got any condoms on you? I don't have any in my desk."

Me: "okay, and no, I don't have any on me at this moment, and I don't have any in my desk either. Let me know how things work out, I'll be at the bar."

2 hours later...cell phone rings...

Boss: "Dude, your chair is comfy, and I also put everything on your desk where it was before...*insert hyena's obnoxious laugh*"

Me: "Nice, glad you had fun, glad you put everything back too, I was really concerned about stuff being in the right place."

Hang up phone...

Me: "Excuse me bartender, I'll take another Bud and two shots of Jack, thanks."

Bucky Katt and I had a small convo about my boss in a different thread. The guy is a fucktard.
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What the hell do you do?
 
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coastalbuck;761532; said:
So, what's Thump really like?????:biggrin:
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he's a headcase that's full of himself... and I think he's into dudes :wink:

I'll tell you what though.... we had a pretty intense day due to a 13 year old boy being abducted at gunpoint while waiting for his bus... my whole Noon show was this kids' Amber Alert and the description of the scumbag that got him... He was taken at 8:50 infront of 15 other kids... the good news is that they found him unharmed at about 1:15p... they're still not sure if he was let go or escaped... and no sign of the guy.
 
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FCollinsBuckeye;761571; said:
Then who's your boss?
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I think it's his wife. :wink2:
For me, we have
  • Game room with ping pong, billiards, Ms. Pacman, Golden Tee, a new Wii, and fooseball table
  • Stocked fridge with soda and other beverages that is paid for by the company (at least I think it is and not some poor guy's soda :wink:)
Curious what anyone else has?
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Dude, that is just a scam to make you work more hours and not get more pay. they offer all those things so people won't want to go home. Get the fuck out of there.
 
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Buck Nasty;761579; said:
Dude, that is just a scam to make you work more hours and not get more pay. they offer all those things so people won't want to go home. Get the fuck out of there.
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Of course it is, but the nature of my job is to be at work for long hours, these things do help minimize the negative side of that.
 
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AKAKBUCK;761515; said:
I noticed no one mentioned, "My boss doesn't seem to give a shit that I post on Buckeyeplanet all day."
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Our company went from zero tolerance to occasional net usage and free usage during lunch. So that's a perk. I keep a BP window open so I can lurk/post while on hold or at lunch or whatever.

I'm a project-to-project kind of guy, so as long as the work gets done and I can point to $$ taxes saved, nobody cares. I've saved the company millions. Just not more than ten million yet. All but one person in the office follows sports, so through the day most everyone has a sports web site up at one time or another.
 
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1. Free tuition to OU - that's THEE UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMA. BOOMER SOONER!!!! That actually makes me fucking sick just typing it
2. Free MRE's when in the field - yummy
3. I get to shoot rockets from time to time. AWSOME!!!
4. All the ass chewings a guy could ask for.
5. Free personal trainer, kind of, I have to go in at 5:45 AM for PT every weekday morning
 
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Bucky Katt;761497; said:
She work in the Ft. Collins Anheuser-Busch Brewery or what?

My wife got a perk last year. Her boss took us on an Alaskan cruise, staying in one of the two largest suites on the ship. The one next to us was occupied by Chris Chelios. That was a seriously awesome perk! :banger:
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tell me this is you...

[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=AMmxPhTJIvY[/YOUTUBE]
 
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