Office Perks

[PrincessPeach]

We have a soda fountain.

mmmm.... fountain soda...

I'll see your fountain soda and raise you fifteen beer taps, though... most of which have a rotation of imports and microbrews. Ok, ok... that's not my real job... just my fun weekend gig, but... Great Lakes Blackout Stout... enough said...

 

[Buckeye Buh Nim]

Oh and with my mini company I get whatever perks I want! ha!

(at this point it includes tax filing, and some stuff pertinent to the other part of the business)

 

[BuckBackHome]

They let me work as much as I want.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

tell me this is you...

I can only wish.

He was standing on our balcony in Glacier Bay for a group photo in front of the glacier. I grabbed a broom and tried to cross-check him over the railing, but he ducked away and then pulled my sweater up over my face and beat the tar out of me. Fortunately, my wife's boss (a CBJ season ticket holder) grabbed Chelios's ankles and threw him over the edge. In a typical BS move, they hit her boss with a game misconduct for third man in.

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

I get to golf for free.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Fresh air.
Sunshine in the summer.
I can smoke all day long most of the time.
Traveling.
"Free exercise"

I get to be outside in the summer when it's really hot, then it pours down rain, then gets sunny again. I love those days.

 

[JoJaBuckeye]

I get to golf for free.

There's a guy at the gym who sells athetic performance enhancing software. Yep...access to all major amateur and professional venues.

 

[Piney]

I'm a government contractor... so I get to witness how lazy government employees really are.

But here are my perks.

Free Coffee or Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate
Free Office Supplies (got to get my tax dollars back)
Free internet service (at work)
ummmmm yeah that about it.

But my wife has it made!
Company Loge to Cavaliers, Browns and Indians games and they raffle off tickets to the employees (we go to at least 3 Cavs games, 7-8 Indians games and one Browns game a year). And any event that happens in the Q like the Ice Show, Circus, and concerts. Great way to get free tickets to take our nephews and neices to the kiddie shows. But more importantly it is in the company loge which means free alcohol. That alone saves me a ton of money

She is also one pay grade away (she should get it in 2-3 years) to the company executives annual meeting. They get to bring the husbands/wives to a week long vacation on the company dime. The last 3 years it has been located in... Cancun, Puerto Vallarta and this past year Hawaii and I believe next year is already scheduled to be in the Bahamas.