Nutria

[DaytonBuck]

I'm gonna guess most of you haven't had the chance to do this, but.
If you ever get the chance to walk out in the marsh just before/right at dawn with someone who has never been out there, DO IT.

These damn nutrias are know to let out a god awful shreiky yell. It is loud as [censored], and sound like someone is butchering a baby. The 1st time someone hears it is all but gauranteed to make them crap their pants.
You can only imagine walking around in that muck, barely able to see where you're going, everything looks like something out of a horror flick, then that [censored] pierces the air.

If and when I go to the Pelican State I'm setting up the Hustler Club, the place that invented Oyster's rockefeller and possibly 3rd ward, Magnolia Projects or any other place I heard in a rap video.

You have killer guinea pigs, crocodiles, alligators, poisonous snakes, the Villains from the Swamp Thing movies, Crazy mad scientists with bad accents, wild boars, Cuban revolutionaries and the legend of boggy creek living in nature there.

Plus according to a SciFi channel movie bull sharks swim up the Mississippi and attack boats.

I lack the constitution to brave the wilderness of Louisiana. Next someone will tell me Minnesota has been infested with giant hamsters.

 

[Nutriaitch]

If and when I go to the Pelican State I'm setting up the Hustler Club, the place that invented Oyster's rockefeller and possibly 3rd ward, Magnolia Projects or any other place I heard in a rap video.

You have killer guinea pigs, crocodiles, alligators, poisonous snakes, the Villains from the Swamp Thing movies, Crazy mad scientists with bad accents, wild boars, Cuban revolutionaries and the legend of boggy creek living in nature there.

Plus according to a SciFi channel movie bull sharks swim up the Mississippi and attack boats.

I lack the constitution to brave the wilderness of Louisiana. Next someone will tell me Minnesota has been infested with giant hamsters.

I don't think we have any crocodiles around here.
All them other things you mentioned are easy to kill. Except maybe them Cubans, but they only come out at night on a full moon.

 

[OCBuckWife]

Except maybe them Cubans, but they only come out at night on a full moon.

I hear they have a soft spot in their natural armor, right up underneath their chin.

 

[NorthShoreBuck]

Nutria = target practice. Harry Lee's SWAT team used to shoot them at night in the drainage canals.

You get $5 per tail for killing them.

You have something related but smaller in Ohio, the muskrat.

Yes this is an interesting state.

 

[shetuck]

...Next someone will tell me Minnesota has been infested with giant hamsters.

 

[OCBuckWife]

The baboons have organized.

LiveLeak.com - ASBO Animals;Baboon Gangs cause havoc.

 

[DaytonBuck]

This is exactly what I feared. Wait till they're hungry

 

[BUCKYLE]

I'm not waiting. We should buy some food now. I'll defer to the brains of the crew.

 

[DaytonBuck]

I'm not waiting. We should buy some food now. I'll defer to the brains of the crew.

Prehaps Volcano Tacos could take them out

 

[BUCKYLE]

Prehaps Volcano Tacos could take them out

If they prefer Chipotle, that'll only piss them off further.

 

[Gatorubet]

The baboons have organized.

LiveLeak.com - AS BO Animals;Baboon Gangs cause havoc.

This is exactly what I feared. Wait till they're hungry

God Damn simian Union agitators!!!! Happens every friggin time! You hear this weird ass caterwauling, they're singing and you're hearing "Look for....the union label, when you are..." and then just like that you get hit in the face by some flying feces...

 

[DaytonBuck]

If they prefer Chipotle, that'll only piss them off further.

Hmm this is true. Then again the low quality Taco Bell meat and lava sauce could just kill them off. Perhaps this where numbers comes in with the muscle.

 

[Nutriaitch]

I took it upone myself to eliminate on of these bastards for y'all.
On way home from work, one was dumbe enough to try crossing the street in front of me. Bad move on his part, because I crushed that lil fucker.

Of course I'll have to pay for the mailboxes, fencepost, and birdbath in that lady's front yard, and she'll probably want me to fix all them ruts, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

 

[3074326]

Hmm this is true. Then again the low quality Taco Bell meat and lava sauce could just kill them off. Perhaps this where numbers comes in with the muscle.

You just point me in the direction of these fucking baboons that have eaten Volcano Tacos and I'll finish the job. I'll beat them while they're shitting endlessly because of the laxative/taco meat.

 

[OCBuckWife]

I took it upone myself to eliminate on of these bastards for y'all.
On way home from work, one was dumbe enough to try crossing the street in front of me. Bad move on his part, because I crushed that lil fucker.

Of course I'll have to pay for the mailboxes, fencepost, and birdbath in that lady's front yard, and she'll probably want me to fix all them ruts, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

Fuck her. Tellthe police she kept your baseball, that old bitch will go to jial.