Nutria

[3074326]

All I know is that if Guinea Pigs have taught themselves to swim, they'll most likely have stealth technology this side of seven years.

Great thing with guinea pigs is that if they ever get too smart for you, just try to grab it and it'll run away ASAP.

 

[DaytonBuck]

I just saw Predator vision. Probably bad news for us

 

[BUCKYLE]

Great thing with guinea pigs is that if they ever get too smart for you, just try to grab it and it'll run away ASAP.

How many motherfucking STARVING guinea pigs that can swim in the open ocean have you tried to grab?

I just saw Predator vision. Probably bad news for us

Ah fuck.

 

[DaytonBuck]

Great thing with guinea pigs is that if they ever get too smart for you, just try to grab it and it'll run away ASAP.

40 of them will swarm you under at that point

 

[3074326]

Well, you could make it 38 by trying to grab two of them.

 

[BUCKYLE]

40 of them will swarm you under at that point

I'm almost positive that they are descended from Velociraptors. They hunt in packs, co-ordinate their attacks, and when they start to eat you, you're still alive.

 

[3074326]

I'm almost positive that they are descended from Velociraptors. They hunt in packs, co-ordinate their attacks, and when they start to eat you, you're still alive (unless you grab at them).

Raptors were ferocious hunters who could communicate vocally.

Guinea pigs communicate telepathically, and one hunts like 90,000 baboons. However, they still don't like to be grabbed.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Raptors were ferocious hunters who could communicate vocally.

Guinea pigs communicate telepathically, and one hunts like 90,000 baboons. However, they still don't like to be grabbed.

You keep telling yourself that, and we're gonna have to find another enforcer.

 

[DaytonBuck]

It's hunting us one by one. If we don't make a stand here they're won't be enough of us to make it back to the choppa.

 

[3074326]

You keep telling yourself that, and we're gonna have to find another enforcer.

If we all grab at them, we drop their numbers at least 6. That counts for something.

Keep in mind that the amount of alcohol that is seeping through our skin will probably kill the little bastards. We're equipped. We've been training for this moment all our lives.

 

[BUCKYLE]

It's hunting us one by one. If we don't make a stand here they're won't be enough of us to make it back to the choppa.

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If we all grab at them, we drop their numbers at least 6. That counts for something.

Keep in mind that the amount of alcohol that is seeping through our skin will probably kill the little bastards. We're equipped. We've been training for this moment all our lives.

Alcohol is what gave them the gift of flight in the first place.

 

[3074326]

We're fucked.

 

[DGADBTWSOM]

R.O.U.S's

Rats of unusual size.

 

[DaytonBuck]

R.O.U.S's

Rats of unusual size.

We're fucked.

All folk with wacky wild life please report now

 

[jwinslow]

I hear they're 1/3 the strength of humans! And smart! Is nobody safe out there?!

and already fused you and taos