Nutraloaf for Prisoners

[Taosman]

Here is something rather interesting. A recipe for treating unruly prisoners.
And you thought Vegemite was bad! :tongue2:


Nutraloaf



Nutraloaf is a food loaf served as punishment to unruly prisoners in many United States prisons. The Nutraloaf recipe varies widely, but often includes potato flakes, imitation cheese, beans, ground beef, cubed bread, and other foods. Because eating it does not require utensils, it is considered an ideal food to serve to prisoners who have attempted to use forks or spoons to unlock their cell or stab other inmates or guards.






Fast Facts:

1. Many prisoners would rather go hungry than to eat this meal
2. Has been used for years across the country
3. Served on a single piece of paper
4. No utensils are required to eat, thus no utensils for the inmates to throw
5. So high in fiber it can cause gastric illness

Nutraloaf - Mahalo

 

[Kabuki]

Eat an entire loaf of this shit or read 100 Taosman posts?

Fork please.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Eat an entire loaf of this shit or read 100 Taosman posts?

Fork please.

Good call...If you're planning on using the fork to stab yourself in the brain.

 

[Taosman]

Eat an entire loaf of this [censored] or read 100 Taosman posts?

Fork please.

No fork. Just eat a bag of dicks! :tongue2:

 

[Flocka]

Living up to your expectations with the thread title I see.

 

[OCBuckWife]

Fuck em. 1. they are in prison. they did bad things. 2. this is fed to people who attack a guard with a fork, or throw feces, they should be lucky to get fucking food at all, acting like animals. Give em dog kibble, see if they like that better.

 

[BuckeyeMan]

nutraloaf??


I would hit that in a heartbeat.