GUEST COLUMNIST: TOMMY KILBORN, NOTRE DAME STUDENT
Hello, all. I'd like to thank Orson for giving me the chance to address all of you on an important topic today: our upcoming game against
Fredo. I mean, Boston College. It's so hard to stop saying that! Because we're the Godfather, and don't you forget it. GO IRISH!
To begin, let me say that I cannot agree more with
my compatriots and fellow Golden Domers in urging our fellow students to not storm the field when-and I did just say that-when we beat Boston College tomorrow. In fact, I couldn't agree more unless I disagreed with the idea that there was even a game tomorrow. That's just how little we should pay attention to Boston College. So there, I'm saying it: there's not even a game tomorrow. We shouldn't even field a team, so obviously superior are we to the number 4 ranked team in the nation.
You see, they're not even another football team, really. In fact, going to the game would be an acknowledgment that they even existed. We shouldn't even watch the game tomorrow, or check a score, or even think about enjoying it win or lose.
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