Notre Dame Fighting Irish (official thread of bowl failures)

[DGADBTWSOM]

The messiah can't fix this mess.

Christ Turns Down 3-Year, Multimillion Dollar Deal To Coach Notre Dame

December 5, 2009 | Issue 45?49 | Onion Sports





SOUTH BEND, IN?Jesus Christ, the Son of God, Savior of All Mankind, and current defensive coordinator at Middle Tennessee State, said Monday that He would not accept Notre Dame's 3-year, $5.6 million offer to coach the Fighting Irish. "I love Notre Dame and respect their football legacy, but no matter what you've accomplished before coaching there, once you're a Golden Domer, the expectations, frankly, are unrealistic," said Christ, whose family has been involved with the university since its founding. "I've had people turn on Me before, and it really put Me through hell. But even more importantly, I've made a commitment to stay with the Blue Raiders through 2015." Christ denied asking Notre Dame to remove His likeness from the building overlooking their stadium, saying He liked a good joke as much as anybody.

 

[Gatorubet]

I'd like to see someone with Photoshop skills morph that annoying leprechaun into a chicken. The tail feathers and chicken feet are already there.

Hey Kyle - here is the exception to the Beard Rule.

 

[lvbuckeye]

why is the school named for a Parisian cathedral but the mascot is Irish?

should be the Fighting French.

 

[Woody1968]

why is the school named for a Parisian cathedral but the mascot is Irish?

should be the Fighting French.

I would like the logo of Pepe Le Pew boxing according to the Marquess of Queensberry rules that this would entail.

 

[Dryden]

Brilliant idea by the Irish to decline a bowl invitation. Clearly they didn't need the benefit of 15 extra practices.

Stupid, pompous, smug, arrogant, fucksticks.

 

[JimsSweaterVest]

why is the school named for a Parisian cathedral but the mascot is Irish?

should be the Fighting French.

Ain't no such thing as Fighting French.

 

[NateG]

I'd like to see someone with Photoshop skills morph that annoying leprechaun into a chicken. The tail feathers and chicken feet are already there.

Hey Kyle - here is the exception to the Beard Rule.

Here's a shirt for you to get...

 

[scarletmike]

Ain't no such thing as Fighting French.

That would be the "Pouting French"

 

[JimsSweaterVest]

That would be the "Pouting French"

 

[Steve19]

Brilliant idea by the Irish to decline a bowl invitation. Clearly they didn't need the benefit of 15 extra practices.

Stupid, pompous, smug, arrogant, [censored]sticks.

I think that you may find that some key people on the team said that they would not play, now that Charlie was fired.

 

[MaliBuckeye]

That would be the "Pouting French"

Personally, I prefer "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys".

 

[Gatorubet]

Le Frogs??? Their most revered warrior and national hero was a 15 year old chick that heard voices and successfully got herself burned at the stake by the Brits...

 

[MaxBuck]

Without the able assistance of Lafayette and his French colleagues, we'd be singing "God bless the Queen" and waiting for "Monday Night Cricket."

Back to bashing ND again.

 

[NFBuck]

Ah, Jimmah...such a shame your college career didn't work out quite the way you wanted. But hey, at least you did better than ND's last eventual three time Heisman winner, statistically.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

I think that you may find that some key people on the team said that they would not play, now that Charlie was fired.

Which shows why they lose so many games. You can't win a lot with a bunch of pussies on your team.