Notre Dame 0, Michigan 38 (Final)

[Best Buckeye]

Ok real quick cuz I have to go but I was just talking to my neighbor who is a big BIG scum fan.
he says.
1 Carr is gone afetr this year anyway. he also gets 300,000 additional each year ( prob not accumulative) and an office
2. Henne does have a lower left leg injury and will NOT play this week.
3. Hart still has a very bad upper thigh bruise.
4. There are problems between players on the team , Big time.
5. The guy at Cal has the inner ring on replacing Carr not <Miles

 

[Steve19]

Your best hope is that a satelite falls from the sky and lands on the stadium during the game

No fine, tease us you bastard!

 

[Steve19]

Found this on a Michigan board, pasted from Notre Dame Nation:

Sure, we havent looked great, but who cannot get their blood up and rally at the thought of challenging this hideous abortion of a university, this monstrous product of former wrongs and shame, this Michigan. This week we are playing the embodiment of all that is wrong in college football. Nay, all that is wrong in modern life. Mouthy illiterate Mike Hart; phony, bloodless WASP bastard/plantation massah Lloyd; the Walmart Wolverines in the stands, looking for the next government bailout of the auto industry or Detroit; corrupt boosters abounding, who provided the largest illegal cash payments in the history of the NCAA; corrupt administrators and faculty personifying the rot of American higher education, smugly mouthing their anemic, personally costless limousine liberal platitudes while standing mute as guileless athletes are used like whores until eligibility is gone, along with the chance at a meaningful degree; the mediocre Oakley-wearing, lemming-like sea of alumni, getting mass-produced diplomas from an assembly line while glorying in their baseless conceit that they are "different", "smarter" or "classier" than tOSU, LSU, Oklahoma, or any other unprincipled football factory; the fetid stench left by the graceless, short-fingered vulgarian Schembechler, the Klansman Yost, the know-nothing nativist Crisler, the degenerate predator Moeller. We may lose and we may win, but we must fight. Should we win, glory for all. Should we lose, rest peacefully in the knowledge of the right we represent and the wrong they perpetuate.

What a fun thread! I haven't laughed so hard in years! Though it pains me to say it, TSUN is a better university academically than Notre Dame.

Why didn't he just say, "They made us check in our manhood at the door when we enrolled here, for God, for the Queen, for country!"

And speaking of predators, didn't I recently see one wearing a ND cap on NBC Dateline?

 

[Steve19]

Is this the right thread for this one from the University of Notre Dame website?

Link

 

[sandgk]

What a fun thread! I haven't laughed so hard in years! Though it pains me to say it, TSUN is a better university academically than Notre Dame.

Why didn't he just say, "They made us check in our manhood at the door when we enrolled here, for God, for the Queen, for country!"

And speaking of predators, didn't I recently see one wearing a ND cap on NBC Dateline?

Where is ORD_Buckeye when TSUN AND ND needs him the most :)

 

[schwab]

World/National


[FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]?However, I underestimated three major things: the heart of Appalachian St, the level of talent in Division 1-AA, and exactly how bad the University of Michigan sucks.?
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[FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]Carr was clearly upset but said he would use the loss as a lesson:
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[FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]?The egos of our players are very fragile right now. Next year we?re hoping to gain confidence by starting the season by beating up on a bunch of 9 year old kids and then building up to Division 1-AA football.?
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[DaddyBigBucks]

Found this on a Michigan board, pasted from Notre Dame Nation:...

Sure, we havent looked great, but who cannot get their blood up and rally at the thought of challenging this hideous abortion of a university, this monstrous product of former wrongs and shame, this Michigan. This week we are playing the embodiment of all that is wrong in college football. Nay, all that is wrong in modern life. Mouthy illiterate Mike Hart; phony, bloodless WASP bastard/plantation massah Lloyd; the Walmart Wolverines in the stands, looking for the next government bailout of the auto industry or Detroit; corrupt boosters abounding, who provided the largest illegal cash payments in the history of the NCAA; corrupt administrators and faculty personifying the rot of American higher education, smugly mouthing their anemic, personally costless limousine liberal platitudes while standing mute as guileless athletes are used like whores until eligibility is gone, along with the chance at a meaningful degree; the mediocre Oakley-wearing, lemming-like sea of alumni, getting mass-produced diplomas from an assembly line while glorying in their baseless conceit that they are "different", "smarter" or "classier" than tOSU, LSU, Oklahoma, or any other unprincipled football factory; the fetid stench left by the graceless, short-fingered vulgarian Schembechler, the Klansman Yost, the know-nothing nativist Crisler, the degenerate predator Moeller. We may lose and we may win, but we must fight. Should we win, glory for all. Should we lose, rest peacefully in the knowledge of the right we represent and the wrong they perpetuate.

Pathetic, poorly written foolishness, that is.

I've heard that staring down your nose while looking up is dangerous when it rains. Here come the storm clouds, poindexter...

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

What a fun thread! I haven't laughed so hard in years! Though it pains me to say it, TSUN is a better university academically than Notre Dame.

Every Big Ten university is academically superior to Notre Dame in everything except undergraduate admissions selectivity. Show me a ranking other than USN&WR undergraduate where Notre Dame wouldn't rank dead last in the Big Ten. Their own faculty knows it, and that's why their faculty senate voted 34-2 in favor of joining the Big Ten and the CIC.

Oh yeah, somebody should tell him that Kim Dunbar spent more money on ND football players than Ed Martin did on UM basketball players.

 

[sandgk]

Another World/Nation Spoof (Boy, these guys have good stuff!)

Lloyd Carr Fires Life Coach Bill Buckner

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]By [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]MATTHEW MONROE[/FONT]

[FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]ANN ARBOR:[/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]Lloyd Carr stunned University of Michigan football fans Sunday by firing his life coach and close confidant Bill Buckner. He ended their six year relationship as the Michigan head coach and the former Red Sox first basemen had been working closely together since Jim Tressel's arrival at Ohio State in 2001.
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[FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]Citing embarrassing lows, like this year's 0-2 start, and also citing embarrassing highs, such as recent brushes with Big Ten and National Championships, Carr said he had enough.

[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]"This can't go on anymore. It seems we're really good one year and then really terrible the next. We're up. Then we're down. That's not Michigan football. Michigan fans have come to expect a certain level of consistent mediocrity. And I feel we have let them down."
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[FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]"It's hard letting Bill go though. He got us to where we were. Things just went a little too far, and now it's time to go in another direction."
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[FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]Buckner was originally hired by Carr in 2001 to counterbalance the success that Michigan football experienced in the 90's. A string of Big Ten Championships and a National Championship left Carr and the team feeling uneasy with their success.
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[FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]Through the years Buckner had a solid record at Michigan, consistently keeping the Wolverines from getting too good despite their expansive talent. But things started slipping during the previous season. Carr feared they may have hit rock bottom during last year's Notre Dame game.
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[FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]"I'll never forget that game," Carr said. "Notre Dame was highly ranked, but we dominated them in every facet of the game. That just felt awful. I told our players after the game: you ought to be embarrassed for yourselves and your school. This is The University of Michigan. That's not the way we do things."[/FONT]

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

We may lose and we may win, but we must fight. Should we win, glory for all. Should we lose, rest peacefully in the knowledge of the right we represent and the wrong they perpetuate.

Do you like gladiators, Joey?

 

[Dryden]

5. The guy at Cal has the inner ring on replacing Carr not <Miles

Jeff Tedford has been at Fresno St., Oregon, and now Cal. He even attended Fresno St and played QB. He has ZERO ties to the midwest. With Tressel's 'fence' around Ohio, and given he knows nobody in the Eastern Time Zone, what pipelines can he tap? Who could he recruit?

No way. If they can get the tree huggers out of the trees at Berkley and break ground on the new facilities, he's got it made in the shade, even if he is stuck being third-fiddle in his own state behind USC and UCLA.

Maybe Tedford is #1 on Michigan's list, but I'd be real interested to know if the feeling is mutual.

 

[Best Buckeye]

Jeff Tedford has been at Fresno St., Oregon, and now Cal. He even attended Fresno St and played QB. He has ZERO ties to the midwest. With Tressel's 'fence' around Ohio, and given he knows nobody in the Eastern Time Zone, what pipelines can he tap? Who could he recruit?

No way. If they can get the tree huggers out of the trees at Berkley and break ground on the new facilities, he's got it made in the shade, even if he is stuck being third-fiddle in his own state behind USC and UCLA.

Maybe Tedford is #1 on Michigan's list, but I'd be real interested to know if the feeling is mutual.

Crazy ain't it. the neighbor may have been blowing smoke but I don't think so. He has been a big time scum fan for as long as Ive known him (20 yrs or so)
we will find out if Henne doesn't play saturday.

 

[Steve19]

One wonders how badly TSUN is coming apart as a team. Mike Hart turning to tell his linemen that his injury was their fault as he left the field, suggested that this team has imploded.

 

[sandgk]

The obvious choice is Les Miles, the smart choice may be Brian Kelly.

 

[Taosman]

Defensively, they have been going down hill for some time.
It's their biggest failing. They need to clean house and bring in a young, exciting coaching staff.
Or it's only gonna get worse. We're talking non-winning seasons with embarrassing loses regularly.
Opps! I guess they already have that! :tongue2:
The Big Ten needs them to be good. We need them to be good.