NoSuch Dame LB Manti "Snugglebunny" Te'o (official imaginary thread)

[knapplc]

Katie Couric has released some voicemails purportedly left for Te'o by the fake GF.

http://www.katiecouric.com/features...from-manti-teos-girlfriend-a-katie-exclusive/

These could not be worse-sounding recordings.

Edit - I'm having trouble getting these to work in my browser. Direct links to the VM files:

http://cdn.katiecouric.com/media/2013/01/Lennay_first_session_chemo_1-2-MP3.mp3
http://cdn.katiecouric.com/media/2013/01/Lennay_accuses_Manti_of_girl_answering_phone_1-2-MP3.mp3
http://cdn.katiecouric.com/media/2013/01/Lennay_Released_from_hospital_september_11_1-2-MP3.mp3


If that's a guy in those recordings, he's got one hell of a falsetto.

 

[jlb1705]

Deadspin

My opinion of Deadspin has improved dramatically

From the comments:

Cheer, cheer for old Notre Dame,
Like Lincoln and Bill Gates, who both did the same
Send a volley cheer on high,
All of our graduates can totally fly
What though the odds be great or not
We nailed Cindy Crawford, back when she was hot
Hail our loyal sons all marching
To a marathon 1:53.

 

[Muck]

 

[scott91575]

but wait, ND told us their intensive investigation uncovered a whole team of people and there was definitely a girl who posed as Lennay.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

If that is Tuiasosopo he definitely sounds like a woman.

 

[Muck]

 

[Muck]

 

[colobuck79]

I thought it had a bit more cherry flavor myself.

That was the US version. Imagine how stupid Coke was to object to the use of their product name in a Kinks song. And that article should be required reading.

 

[AKAK]

I thought it had a bit more cherry flavor myself.

I'm not bending over backwards for the BBC.

 

[cincibuck]

I thought it had a bit more cherry flavor myself.

So now we've got Dr. Pepper involved.

 

[buxfan4life]

Katie Couric has released some voicemails purportedly left for Te'o by the fake GF.

http://www.katiecouric.com/features...from-manti-teos-girlfriend-a-katie-exclusive/

These could not be worse-sounding recordings.

Edit - I'm having trouble getting these to work in my browser. Direct links to the VM files:

http://cdn.katiecouric.com/media/2013/01/Lennay_first_session_chemo_1-2-MP3.mp3
http://cdn.katiecouric.com/media/2013/01/Lennay_accuses_Manti_of_girl_answering_phone_1-2-MP3.mp3
http://cdn.katiecouric.com/media/2013/01/Lennay_Released_from_hospital_september_11_1-2-MP3.mp3


If that's a guy in those recordings, he's got one hell of a falsetto.

Gone. Links do not work. Hmmmmm............

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Katie Couric has released some voicemails purportedly left for Te'o by the fake GF.

http://www.katiecouric.com/features...from-manti-teos-girlfriend-a-katie-exclusive/

These could not be worse-sounding recordings.

Edit - I'm having trouble getting these to work in my browser. Direct links to the VM files:

http://cdn.katiecouric.com/media/2013/01/Lennay_first_session_chemo_1-2-MP3.mp3
http://cdn.katiecouric.com/media/2013/01/Lennay_accuses_Manti_of_girl_answering_phone_1-2-MP3.mp3
http://cdn.katiecouric.com/media/2013/01/Lennay_Released_from_hospital_september_11_1-2-MP3.mp3


If that's a guy in those recordings, he's got one hell of a falsetto.

Compared to this...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH6GIV2KNEQ"]Saved Again (Original) - Ronaiah - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

What is to be made of the link removal? I mean, I did actually hear them when the links were valid, and it was clearly not some dude using a falsetto. If I had to guess, Couric's site removed em because they must have decided, with Tuiasosop's attorney saying it was his client all along, they had been given bullshit audio presumably from T'eo....

This story just gets weirder and weirder

 

[Poe McKnoe]

What is to be made of the link removal? I mean, I did actually hear them when the links were valid, and it was clearly not some dude using a falsetto. If I had to guess, Couric's site removed em because they must have decided, with Tuiasosop's attorney saying it was his client all along, they had been given bull[Mark May] audio presumably from T'eo....

This story just gets weirder and weirder

I'd agree with your assumption that Couric's people called bull[Mark May] eventually.

Edit: Deadspin/DailyMail still have them at the bottom of their page.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ced-Ronaiah-Tuiasosopo.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

 

[Tonyank]

31 LB Manti Te'o Notre Dame Sr. 6-2 255
(Dependent on outcome of Super Bowl). Not sure where the draft stock of Te'o will settle after the well-chronicled tale of his hoax of a dying internet girlfriend becomes yesterday's news, but NFL executives I talked to last week were taking a wait-and-see approach. Te'o is a tackling machine and he finds the football in the takeaway department, too, but him getting run over in embarrassing fashion against Alabama had to give some teams pause about his overall game. At the bottom of the first round, however, Ozzie Newsome and Co. might consider him a steal of a replacement for the retired Ray Lewis.


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