My god do I loathe him. I finally figured it out while I was complaining about him last night. Everything he says, he tries to make it out to be a historically significant event. Every single play is said with the gravitas of a war hero saving kids from a burning orphanage. It's just a 5 yard dump off to the RB, Joe...calm the fuck down. It's not excited, Gus Johnson screaming. It's just solemn and heavy....and ridiculous.I’m sure Joe Tessitore is a wonderful father and husband, but he’s a dogshit broadcaster. And I really wish ESPN would stop ramming shit play by play guys (and girls) down my throat.
Whether it’s Beth Mowins, or Mike Greenberg, or Chris Berman, since ESPN has strongarmed the NFL to have two MNF games, the second game has been unlistenable since it’s inception, because B crew.
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