ScriptOhio;700812; said:Past & present New Year resolutions:
1997: Get my weight to 165 and have 6 pack abs.
1998: Get my weight down below 170.
1999: Get my weight down below 180.
2000: Get my weight down below 190.
2001: I will follow my diet religiously until I get below 200.
2002: I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2003: I will work out 5 days a week.
2004: I will work out 3 days a week.
2005: I will try to drive past a gym at least twice a week.
2006: I will think about driving by a gym once a week.
2007: FUCK New Years Resolutions!!!
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