NASA to Announce Success of 50+ Year Galactic Hunt

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NASA - NASA to Announce Success of Long Galactic Hunt

WASHINGTON -- NASA has scheduled a media teleconference Wednesday, May 14, at 1 p.m. EDT, to announce the discovery of an object in our Galaxy astronomers have been hunting for more than 50 years. This finding was made by combining data from NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory with ground-based observations.

Elvis?

 

[Muck]

"Hey we're going to have a press conference to tell you something."

Erm, isn't the point of a press conference?

Still it'll be interesting to see what it is.

My guess?

NASA has found their long lost and elusive direction.

 

[Folanator]

Hello Dave, it is good to see you again. It has been 50 years according to my calculations.

From the NASA website...

A video file about the discovery will air on NASA Television on May 14. NASA TV is carried on an MPEG-2 digital signal accessed via satellite AMC-6, at 72 degrees west longitude, transponder 17C, 4040 MHz, vertical polarization. NASA TV is available in Alaska and Hawaii on AMC-7 at 137 degrees west longitude, transponder 18C, at 4060 MHz, horizontal polarization.

What complete dorks.

 

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Still it'll be interesting to see what it is.

The most interesting part to me is that they've been hunting this "object" for so long, yet they've only recently discovered it. So they've known about it.. weird.

 

[Folanator]

The most interesting part to me is that they've been hunting this "object" for so long, yet they've only recently discovered it. So they've known about it.. weird.

The interesting thing is that they can know it is there having never seen it, by the way light is bent around the object or the effect of the objects gravitational pull. The shit the do with math really is amazing.

I had a friend of mine who was a math major at Miami, prove to me that a point has no dimentions while at the same time is you line them up, they create a line. It fucked me up for years.

 

[Muck]

The most interesting part to me is that they've been hunting this "object" for so long, yet they've only recently discovered it. So they've known about it.. weird.

I'm guessing it is something that has only been theorized before and not observed directly.

Black holes, pulsars, neutron stars etc were all proposed long before they weer viewed.

 

[3074326]

True, that makes sense. Not sure why I didn't think about those. Haha

 

[BUCKYLE]

What complete dorks.

It's probably an "Earth Killer" asteroid. They found an E.L.E.!

If that is what it is, I just hope it comes after The Game this year. :(

 

[Deety]

Uh, oh, they're onto us.

Nice knowing all of you... time to get back to the ship.

 

[Gatorubet]

Uh, oh, they're onto us.

Nice knowing all of you... time to get back to the ship.

Former members of the Church have said that the symbol marks a "return point" for Scientologists to help find Hubbard's works when they travel here in the future from other places in the universe.

Dots connecting...

 

[Deety]

Nice, Gator. Now take a couple of Scientol and you'll forget all about it...

 

[3074326]

It's Planet X, 2012 is approaching!

 

[Deety]

It's Planet X, 2012 is approaching!

As Billy of Joel once said, You maya be right, but you maya be wrong.

 

[Gatorubet]

Nice, Gator. Now take a couple of Scientol and you'll forget all about it...

Hey Deety

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

NASA has scheduled a media teleconference Wednesday, May 14, at 1 p.m. EDT, to announce the discovery of an object in our Galaxy astronomers have been hunting for more than 50 years.

Charlie Weis' feet...