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Mr. Warmth...AKA Don Rickles

ORD_Buckeye

Wrong glass, Sir.
I'm finally living out my long time dream of being insulted by Don Rickles before he dies. I just marked two center stage, row 5 aisle seats to see Rickles in Vegas in September. He was on Letterman a few weeks ago and hasn't lost a step, sharp as ever.

I figure I wear something nice....a high class guy like me....they'll put me up in the Rain Man Suite, baby.

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"You have a personality like a dead moth" has been go-to insult between my brothers and me for quite some time.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOfHr7H4SGU"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOfHr7H4SGU[/ame]
 
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1QP9710CF0"]No https, dip[Mark May][/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re-R1B61zys"]Didn't I [censored]ing tell you no https?[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiczWJB5fp8"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiczWJB5fp8[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDKSh5N9TF8"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDKSh5N9TF8[/ame]

I highly recommend the last two clips that won't embed. It's Rickles guest hosting the Tonight Show in the late 70s. [censored]ing classic.
 
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3f_GvkMBqk"]Casino Blackjack Scene - YouTube[/ame]

Nicky Santoro is unimpressed.
 
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ORD_Buckeye;2352116; said:
I highly recommend the last two clips that won't embed. It's Rickles guest hosting the Tonight Show in the late 70s. [censored]ing classic.

They embedded for me, maybe they just don't like you.....:tongue2:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiczWJB5fp8"]Don Rickles Hosts the "Tonight" Show - 1978 - part 1 of 2!! - YouTube[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDKSh5N9TF8"]Don Rickles Hosts the "Tonight" Show - 1978 - part 2 of 2!! - YouTube[/ame]

Hint: delete the "s" in https.
 
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You're a lucky man Ord! We saw Rickles in Las Vegas about 20 years ago....and laughed so hard that our sides were hurting. People were begging him to take a break so they could catch their breath. Still the most my wife and I have ever laughed in one evening. ENJOY!!
 
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ORD_Buckeye;2354553; said:
I'm hoping for "hockey puck." Don Rickles calls me a hockey puck, and I might just be willing to go out on top Costanza style.
From his iconic turn in "Dirty Work"...

"So there you are, tubby. You look like a bucket of lard on a bad day. You baby gorilla. Why don't you work in a zoo, and stop bothering people? Got a call yesterday from Baskin Robbins. They said that they're down to only five flavors. You're swelling up as I talk to you."
 
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