Movie Team Dynasty Report

[ESPN]

Team Records through Oct 2010

Allenville
09: 14-0 (9-0)

NC B12 BCS
10: 12-2 (7-2)

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Bayside
09: 10-3
10: 12-1 9-0

P10 BCS

Hoover
09: 5-7
10: 12-1 (7-1) BCS

Kilpatrick
09: 12-1 (8-1) bednarik mackey

10: 11-2 (8-1)

Miami
09: 13-1 (8-1)

bednarik SEC BCS
10: 14-0 SEC NC COTY

Permian
09: N/A
10:

SCLSU
09: 10-3
10:

Springfield
09: 9-4
10:

Conference Champs:

09: Allenville - B12... Kilpatrick - P10... Miami - SEC...
10:

National Champions:

09: Allenville
10:


...updated annually

 

[ESPN]

# - Rival
@ - Away
Color - User

2010 Schedule

Allenville Mean Machine
Allenville, TX
HC Nate Scarboro

1. Springfield.................. W 28-14
2. @ Kilpatrick ................ W 26-13
3. Michigan.................... W 52-31
4. ---bye--- ............................
5. @ Texas ................... W 34-31
6. Nebraska .................. W 45-36
7. at Oklahoma .............. L 43-57
8. Texas Tech ............... W 59-28
9. @ West Canaan .......... W 97-42
10 Permian ..................
11 @ Colorado ...............
12 Missouri @ ...............
13 ---bye--- .................
14 at UCF ...................
15 ---bye--- .................

Bayside Tigers
Pacific Palisade, California
HC Richard Belding

1. SCLSU ....................... L 25-35
2. TC Williams ................ W 149-7
3. ---bye--- .............................
4. at Notre Dame............ W 47-37
5. Team Zissou ................ W 45-21
6. @ USC ........................ W 31-7
7. Arizona St ................... W 28-19
8. --bye--...................................
9. Oregon ...................... W 47-15
10. @ Kilpatrick ...............
11 USC @ ...............................
12 Cal # .................................
13 Notre Dame .........................

Hoover Buccaneers
Hoover, AL
HC Rush Propst

1. Eastern St ................... L 14-40
2. @ Team Zissou.............. W 37-34
3. Army ......................... W 45-40
4. Georgia ...................... L 30-44
5. @ LSU ........................ L 35-38
6. Auburn ....................... L 42-61
7. --bye--- ................................
8. SCLSU ........................ W 44-41
9. Kentucky .................... W 37-25
10 Alabama .............................
11 Navy ...............................
12. @ Florida ...............................
13 @ Miami ..................................

Kilpatrick Mustangs
Los Angeles, CA
HC Sean Porter

1. Bayside ..................... W 34-17
2. Allenville @ ................ L 14-41
3. Springfield ................. W 41-17
4. USC @ ...................... W 41-34
5. Oregon @ ..............W 27-26 OT
6. Arizona St ................. W 70-14
7. ---open--- ............................
8. Cal @ .................................
9. C Michigan ...........................
10 Arizona @ ............................
11 UCLA .................................
12 Oregon St ............................
13 Team Zissou @ ......................

Miami Sharks
Miami, FL
HC Tony D'Amato

1. @ TC Williams............... W 34-10
2. @ Springfield................ W 45-24
3. Vanderbilt ................. W 63-10
4. Penn State .................. W 39-34
5. ---Open--- .............................
6. ---Open--- .............................
7. @ Alabama .................. W 78-21
8. Kentucky ....................W 50-37
9. Auburn ...................... W 45-27
10 @ Tennessee .............. W 36-14
11 @ SCLSU ......................
12 LSU ..............................
13 Hoover @ .......................
14 USF ..............................

Permian Panthers
Odessa, TX
HC Gary Gaines

1. Kilpatrick ................... W 35-41
2. --bye--.................................
3. UCF ......................... W 29-10
4. Cincinnati ................... L 28-31
5. at Nebraska ................ W 28-31
6. Texas A&M ................. W 42-37
7. Oklahoma St ............... L 20-27
8. Baylor @ .................... W 45-28
9. Colorado ................... W 42-28
10 Allenville @ .......................
11 Missouri @ # .......................
12 West Canaan @ # ..................
13 Nebraska ...........................

SCLSU Muddogs
New Orleans, LA
HC Henry Klein

1. Bayside @ ................... W 35-25
2. Florida St ................... W 34-31
3. W Canaan ................... L 42-43
4. Alabama .................... W 52-21
5. Georgia @ ................... L 24-52
6. --bye--.................................
7. Auburn @ .................... L 3-23
8. Hoover @ ................... L 41-44 OT
9. Vanderbilt ...............................
10 S Carolina @ ............................
11 Miami ...................................
12 --bye-- ..............................
13 LSU .................................

Springfield Atoms
Springfield, SC
HC Abraham Simpson

1. @ Allenville ................ L 14-28
2. Miami ....................... L 24-45
3. TC Williams ............... W 34-28
4. Wake Forest .............. W 48-19
5. Virginia # @................ W 42-41
6. Clemson @ ................ W 27-17
7. Kentucky .................. W 41-6
8. ---open--- ........................
9. Florida St @ ......................
10 Duke @ ...........................
11 Miami @ ..........................
12 Eastern St @ .....................
13 --bye-- ...........................
14 Utah .............................​

 

[Tom Luginbill]

Week 7 Update: The Race for Mr February

The Race for Mr February

Team Rankings:
1. Ohio State........ 3

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2. Allenville........... 0

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4. Eastern St........ 0

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5. Permain............ 0

2

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6. Bayside............ 0

2

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7. TC Williams....... 0

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8. Springfield........ 0

1

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14. W Canaan....... 0

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15. Miami............. 0

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2

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Ohio State has been setting the recruiting world on fire lately, securing the #3, 4, & 20 overall prospects, and doing so in unfriendly territory (LA, CA & AL), as well as #44 overall. They are without question our top class thus far.

As for our dirty dozen schools....

Allenville
TX #03 OT Mitchell...

Top 100
TX #10 OLB Logan....

LA #22 FB Adams.....

Bayside
CA #12 HB Williams...

Top 100
CA #23 CB Nobles....

ESU
OH #14 HB Wade......

Top 100
MD #12 WR Grant.....

Allenville
TX #03 OT Mitchell...

Top 100
TX #10 OLB Logan....

LA #22 FB Adams.....

Miami Sharks
FL #43 SS Pearson....

FL #73 CB Owens......

Permian
TX #13 DT Robinson..

TX #02 P Ward.........

Springfield
NC #14 CB Hubbard...

Top 100
FL #04 FB Mitchell....

TC Williams
CT #10 OG McNeal....

VA #10 DE Mitchell....

West Canaan
TX #12 DT Luke........

Lost battles:

CA #2 OG Moore

Bucks over West Canaan
TN #5 MLB Jones

Tenn over Miami, TC
PA #2 FS Dowdell

Bucks over TC W, Spring
GA #5 WR Wilson

UGA over Hoover
CA #13 CB Burns

Cal over Miami
OH #8 SS Carter

over Allen, Hoov, WC

New verbals are in white text.

 

[Chris Fowler]

The past month has witnessed a dramatic shift in the framework of college football. A dozen historic programs were put out to pasture and a dozen upstart programs took their respective place in BCS conferences across the nation.

ACC Atlantic division:
Eastern State | Philadelphia, PA | replaced Boston College
TC Williams | Alexandria, VA | replaced NC State
Springfield | Springfield, SC | replaced Maryland

Big 12 North division:
Mean Machine | Allenville, TX | replaced Iowa State
Permian High | Odessa, TX | replaced Kansas
West Canaan | West Canaan, TX | replaced Colorado

Pac-10 conference:
Bayside High | Palisade, CA | replaced Stanford
Gridiron Gang | Los Angeles, CA | replaced Wash St
Team Zissou | Santa Barbara, CA | replaced Oregon St

For more on this controversial overhaul, we take a look back at Rachel Nichols? live report from Hoover, AL back in July.

 

[Rachel Nichols]

July 15th, 2009

There is a tension filled angst amongst the reporters crowded into the auditorium; we have not yet been informed as to why we were gathered to Hoover for this press conference. Rumors have run wild, but we should find out in a matter of moments as the announcement is about to begin.

"I hear Propst got caught backhand dealing for summa them Vestavia kids to transfer, and it's about damn time!"

"I hear he's finally bolting to the college ranks...and right before the season! He oughta be ashamed for what he's putting these boys through."

"Well I have information from an inside man clai..."

The door just slammed behind us, and in walks Coach Rush Probst, whose appearance was followed by the flash of cameras and the murmurs of obvious contempt amongst the congregation. Probst just stepped up to his podium, waved hello to a few people who did not look too pleased to be acknowledged by him, tapped the mic twice and adjusted his Hoover hat to sit low above his eyes.

"Well, welcome to all of ya."

His gaze went across the room and was met by many unfriendly eyes.

"Hm, a cold welcome, but a welcome indeed. "As you all know, I am Head Coach Rush Probst, of the Hoover High School Buccaneers...Go Buc(k)s!"

"Go Bucs..." echoed the reluctant yet necessary reply from the reporters.

"That's enough o the theatrics now, lets get down to business here. I called you all here to fill you in on an absolutely amazing opportunity that has been forwarded to us."

"The NCAA has introduced a new program to further their affiliation with High School Football across the US. And no, this one don't involve no danged MTV cameras following my players around...freakin' vultures."

"No, this one involves what they call the "Step-Up" program. Various large high school across the country are going to be converted into hybrid highschool-colleges due to large enrollment, good academics, all that stuff, and most importantly football."

"As of right now, we have The Permian High school fighting Mojo...or whatever they go by these days...the TC Williams Titans (or fightin' Denzels as I like ta call'em)...and Bayside High (don't ask me how they got in this)."

"And of course, Hoover High School, which has been considering starting a college as it is."

This announcement sent shockwaves through the auditorium, and endless amounts of questions are flowing unabated from the reporters. "Coach, is this legal!" "Coach, what about the current players" "Coach...Coach..."

"NOW JUST WAIT A GOTT DANGED MINUTE! Y'all know damn well I'm the head football coach here...but just because football runs everything down here doesn't mean that I do the same. Therefore I will gladly direct any and all questions to our wonderful AD and Principal."

Coach Propst just stormed out of the still buzzing auditorium with a beaming smile on his two-a-day heat weathered face.

Finally, he whispered under his breath, I can move on up to the college ranks, and not have the dirt I've done here trail with me to another school.

Truth be told, Propst admitted to me privately that he was nervous about playing in the SEC. But, as he's told many of his players before, nerves can either make you or break you.

Rush Propst was intent on making it.

As he slammed the door behind him the media turned their attention to the nervous pair up at the podium.

With a wipe of a sweaty brow and a clearing of the throat, the AD meekly said:

"Any questions?"

Reporting live from Hoover Alabama, this is Rachel Nichols, E-S-P-N.

 

[Chris Fowler]

If nothing else, Coach Propst should provide some quality entertainment, especially in November in the first inaugural year of the Black-Hat rivalry. The ill blood between the two teams allegedly began when Propst sent an undercover grad assistant to spy upon Miami’s practices. Tony D’Amato spotted the man standing in the shadows of the stadium, holding some sort of notebook. The next morning there was a letter on Propst’s desk that read:

Dear Coach Rush Propst,
Don't you ever [censored]ing spy on my practices again. If you want to know how to get onto my level, you should just ask. That way I can tell you what a piece of [censored] you are to your face, as opposed to through this letter. Much more fun that way.

Yours with love, Coach Tony D'Amato

Rush Propst to this day states that he sent the grad assistant with a licensing contract for D’Amato to sign. Neither are budging from the stance. When asked for comment, Propst simply replied “We’ll resolve it on the field.”
While he has made it abundantly clear that he does not want camera crews clogging up his lockerroom every single day like they did for Two A Days TM on MTV, he has agreed to occasional 1 day all-access sessions to give America a look behind the scenes of his program.

 

[ESPN]

[FONT=&quot]"Gah, that aint gonna work...not enough depth for that formation...[censored] I might be [censored] outta luck with runnin th-"[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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With that a freckle-faced young man with auburn colored hair and a herky-jerky disposition stolls into Rush's office, and stands pat as if waiting for permission to continue.

"C-C-Coach P-Propst, GTA Xavier Henry rep-porting f-for duty, sssir."

"Boy, just what in the hell is your problem?"

"Ssorry Coach, just a l-little nervous is all."

"Well, th-th-that aint the end of your problems is it boy?" said Propst, mocking the poor lad's nervousness.

"No, sir" replied Xavier, plucking up what was left of his dignity.

"Well, you can relax...Xavier was it? Your reputation precedes you. You're here to help with recruiting correct?"

"Yes, sir"

"Ah, good. We're gonna need it. I don't know much about it on this here level, if you need a kid to transfer from one high school to another I'm your man, but this here recruiting stuff is something else...well, what've you got for me?"

"I've already taken the liberty of handling the preseason scouting for you sir, and I've come up with the highest likely plan of action for success."

"And that is?"

"To call the recruits parents"

"That's it? That's all you got? I thought you were the man in charge of recruitment at Cal!"

"Well, actually Cal-State Fullerton."

"Oh Jesus, well at least you have experience...right?"

Xavier shook his head..."I was in charge of getting coffee for the recruiter"

"I see...well boy it's gonna take alot more than that to make a difference in the SEC. Show me what you've scouted."

Xavier handed the folders over, each color coded according to position and meticulously prepared, detailing each recruits interests and tendencies.

"Well done, boy, there might be hope for us yet...well give me the details I want to know it all..."

With that Xavier and Propst began they're (hopefully) fruitful relationship.[/FONT]

 

[Chris Fowler]

At the beginning of every college football season we turn to our resident experts Mark May & Kirk Herbstreit to offer their predictions on the upcoming action. Let?s take a look back at a few clips from our preseason preview show:

 

[Rece Davis]

Alright guys, let's get down to business. Out of the dirty dozen that was added to the BCS, what teams do you like or dislike the most?

 

[Mark.May]

It has to be Eastern State.

With Heisman candidate Joe Kane at quarterback, the electrifying Darnell Jefferson at tailback, and a host of defenders that have NFL scouts drooling, they are easily the most talented team out of those 12 new additions.

Other teams may have a player or two that are equal or better at a few positions, but no one has the overall speed and depth of the Timberwolves.

 

[Kirk Herbstreit]

I like that pick. On the other end of things, I would have to go with West Canaan.

Putting aside some of the holes & weaknesses in their depth chart, this is a program teetering on the brink of an utter collapse. The division & attitude in that locker room is tearing that program apart.

If they can?t find a way to work things out by week 1, I think we may be watching Bud Kilmer coaching his last season in West Canaan.

 

[ESPN]

"Let's see here...if we can mimimize that Lance "Nelly" Megget's impact, we can immobil..."

"Coach Propst!" a young assistant coach interrupted.

"Yeah, what is it?"

"It just came in over SportsCenter, right after an amazingly touching piece about a boy wh-"

"GET ON WITH IT...I'm gameplanning for our game against those societal rejects up at Allenville Penn."

"Oh, well, don't kill the messenger, but Miami won their first game going away versus ESU, 55-27." the assistant said, his eyes locked into Propst's, incase something were to be thrown at him.

"Hmphf, and you're point being. I'd rather that pompous Italian pizza-swindler be undefeated when I face'em." said, clearly in the process of having his ire drawn.

"That's just it, in the postgame press conference, he made some, uh, disparaging comments..."

"Like what?" Propst said, clearly beginning to boil with his anger.

"Well, why don't you watch it for yourself?" the assistant said, fumbling in his Hoover Starter jacket for something.

With that the assistant turned on the television in the room and inserted a tape from the press conference...

 

[Merih]

Jwins, you've outdone yourself with this one my friend...and Rachel Nicholls? Ooh La La..

If you have to move this post I will not mind.

 

[Coach D'Amato]

"Coach D'Amato, what did you think of todays game versus ESU? And please stick around following this question we have 1 more followup question remaining."

I've got a lot of respect for Coach Winters. They run a tough program up there with some serious playmakers. Lattimer, Mack were even better than I anticipated. We were fortunate enough to execute on some big plays, because Willie took a beatin out there. We had 3 or 4 quick strike drives to put their pass rush back on the sidelines .

Our defense was a goddamn train wreck. We were either crushing them into the tracks or flying off the rails with reckless succession. Kane is an excellent QB, but we can't let him waltz for free yardage all game like that. Gotta keep our heads on a swivel. That Jefferson showed some flashes, he'll be a good one as he matures. We gameplanned to take him out of the game, and askd Kane to beat us. He nearly did that.

With the game in limbo late, our freshman linebacker stepped up big time to seal the win. It got a little out of control after that, but Eastern State put up a hell of a fight. Don't let that final score fool you, they are a handful.

Major props to Christina our AD for lining up this series. I can't wait for next year.

 

[Coach D'Amato]

Thanks coach. Now, you know we have to ask this...just what went on between you and Coach Propst in the offseason? People are talking and it doesn't seem that you two like each other too much...care to comment?

That backwoods son of a bitch knows what kind of pain is coming his way this year. I'd try to control the bleeding too if I was trying to recruit my way out of that hell hole. I guess he thought a spy was the answer, but that's nothing more than a bandaid on a sliced jugular. Desperate times call for desparate measures, I suppose.