Most overused cliche in football?

[nwbuckeye]

The "he gave ____ %" where ___ is anything over 100 drives me crazy too

Any time the "I am here on the sidelines because of my looks" reporter asks the coach heading off to the locker room at half-time a captain obvious "gee coach you had 5 turnovers in the first half, negative rushing yards, and 1 for 20 completion rate,what do you have to do to turn it around question.....

Play within ourselves; as if we can step outside our bodies and etheralize a victory

 

[HailToMichigan]

I'm calling bullshit. When was the last time you heard this. I could maybe see.

"If you're a Michigan fan you have to be stuffing a tampon in your sock early Saturday morning to collect the ever constant trickle of urine and feces running down your leg."

Do you guys typically use tampons to try and absorb poo? How's that workin' out for you?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Not a cliche from the announcers, but kind of on topic....

I'm sick and tired of players imitating the motion of a flag being thrown after every single play. Seriously, stop doing that. It looks ridiculous, especially when you make the motion 5 times while twirling around looking for a flag. If you think you were interfered with, go explain to the referee that the defender grabbed you or tripped you or stuck his dick in your ear or whatever. Just stop doing it, please.

 

[Buck Nasty]

This past weekend I heard Dierdorf say " Brandon Jacobs just exploded all over him"

I would not say it's overused, but once is more than enough

 

[buchtelgrad04]

"Track Meet"

Example: The Texas Tech and Oklahoma game should be a real "track meet" both have high powered offenses.

P.S. - What the fuck is a "barn-burner"?

 

[ScriptOhio]

"Track Meet"

Example: The Texas Tech and Oklahoma game should be a real "track meet" both have high powered offenses.

P.S. - What the [censored] is a "barn-burner"?

The guy that set this frie:

 

[BUCKYLE]

"Track Meet"

Example: The Texas Tech and Oklahoma game should be a real "track meet" both have high powered offenses.

P.S. - What the fuck is a "barn-burner"?

Barn Burner = tOSU TSUN '06...shoot out, high scoring, close game...

I always took "track meet" to mean two speedy teams...basically, any SEC game. :p

 

[Buckeyefrankmp]

"he plays/moves well in space"

What does that mean? Does that mean he plays better when he is an arm length away from someone? Does he not play well when he gets blocked? I do not move well in a crowded elevator, but watch out when I get into space.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

I'm sick of hearing about 'poise'.

 

[Buck Nasty]

"Trust the Coaches" total bullshit. I have much more Playstation time and way more posts than any of them.

 

[Gobucksdj]

I hate how Musburger says, "nothin doing" after a poor running play.

 

[HailToMichigan]

Not a cliche from the announcers, but kind of on topic....

I'm sick and tired of players imitating the motion of a flag being thrown after every single play. Seriously, stop doing that. It looks ridiculous, especially when you make the motion 5 times while twirling around looking for a flag. If you think you were interfered with, go explain to the referee that the defender grabbed you or tripped you or stuck his dick in your ear or whatever. Just stop doing it, please.

If that's part of the topic, then any time players stand around a pile after a fumble, motioning in their respective direction, that is the second most obnoxious thing ever. The most obnoxious thing ever is when they stand around the refs doing it, trying to convince the zebras that the ball is theirs.

 

[utgrad73]

I don't know how overused this is but "he has a high motor" get used a lot when someone plays with a lot of energy.

 

[bukIpower]

"pre snap".....Someone will circle a star player on offense of someone they think will blitz. The play starts and two things happen A) it's totally not what they said was going to be or B) The circled player does get the ball and they decide to pronounce themselves genious'


I love it when they circel the guy that looks like he's blitzing off the edge and point out that "hey I bet this dude is going to blitz"...

Another one is when the crowd chants "over-rated". Like Oregon State chanted over-rated when they beat USC? I mean wouldn't you want to argue your team just defeated the best team alive known to man? No, instead lets chant overrated and make our own team look stupid.


Seriously when you see this on Saturday finish the drink in your hand

 

[lvbuckeye]

It's acceptable to say, "If you're a(n) [strike]Michigan[/strike] Ohio State fan you have to like what you're seeing today," because there's a pretty solid chance that the listener is in fact a(n) [strike]Michigan[/strike] Ohio State fan (assuming Michigan is [STRIKE]playing that[/STRIKE] losing another game.

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