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Easy choice

Cryami. No one else is even in the same universe for me. Obnoxious, cocky and stupid is a deadly combination.

dUMb fans and I go back and forth, but usually in good nature.

ND fans have been pretty quiet recently.

USC fans are few and far between here in C-Bus
 
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Cryami fans obviously suck the most, but I've never actually met one in real life. There seems to be thousands of them (judging by the internet), but I still have never seen one. So, while cryami fans suck the cheese out of Hugh Jass, I argue that they do not in actuality have any fans, and any evidence of cryami fans is in fact a horrific scheme designed by Bill Gates to take over the world (since Windows 95 failed).

Now that I've proven there aren't any real Cryami fans, I would have to say uscUM fans suck the most, with Penn State a close second. I also hate SCum fans, but they typically aren't quite as whiny and football-ignorant as uSCUM fans are. Penn State fans always seem to have an excuse for everything, and that excuse never makes sense. Plus it seems all they do is talk trash, yet refuse to eat crow once proven (time and time again) wrong.

So, in summary, I would rate cryami fans the most hated, but they don't actually exist outside of virtual reality. uscUM fans are most hated, then Penn State. I hate SCum fans simply because they can't be too intelligent since they root for men that actually wear a color named "Maize", but they are fun to hate, so they will be at the bottom of my list.
 
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Philadelphia fans

Pittsburgh Penguin fans
I've been to Mellon arena several times to watch the Rangers play.
My favorite memory is sitting on the goal line, four rows up from the glass. The Rangers score.
My son and I stand up and give each other high fives. I turned around and saw approximately 500 middle fingers sticking up at me.
That was actaully the fun part. All in all the fans at Mellon arena are a**holes.
 
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Most hated fans - a topic that never gets old.

We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan (including their fans that live out of state).
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Feel free to sing along:
We Don't Give a Damn for the Whole State of Michigan (1940 [1940])
 
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1) Domers uber alles! ND fans have to be the worst that I've ever encountered; plus their Ohio State hatred is absolutely rabid.

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2) Miami. I really can't add anything to what's already been said--Well, OK just a little. The day that this country is rid of these cheating, thug-loving, aqua velva splashing, camaro driving, never went to the school I root for, NJ retards, the sooner we can go back to being a rational, college football loving nation.

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3) Fredo of Ohio (or Miami of Ohio) Trust me for every closet Buckeye fan that chooses to matriculate at that overgrown boarding school, there's two out-of-state Northwestern rejects that were lured to Oxford only to find that they're not even the highest ranked public school in Ohio; and, boy do they pile on the hate and slander in response. Add to the historical fact that the administration of that overgrown boarding school has tried to pull a Fredo on us for over a hundred years and...

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4) West Virginia...Well just because!

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Who I've left off...

1) Michigan. Forgive me Woody, for I have sinned. Damnit, I've studied in grad school among UM grads, worked with UM grads at the State Department and now live among many in Chicago. They don't bother me. Sure, there's a rivalry, but the smack is generally reasonable, intelligent, good natured and respectful.

2) USC. Yes, there is a huge amount of arrogance. However, I've always found that both on the internet and in person that a very small amount of personability will cut it all away. I guess that I see their arrogance as being more of a defensive reaction in two regards: 1) being the third ranked academic school in their own city and 2) a decade of really, really sucking.
 
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Really, is there any question who's # 1?

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I'm sure the few thousand actual 'Cane alums are mostly good fans, but the 9,000,000 bandwagoning 15 year-old Vanilla Ice clones are cretins.

2. Florida: I went to an Oklahoma Air Force game with a friend who's an Oklahoma fan and some UF fan (he had to be the only one in the whole stadium) picks a fight with my friend . . .

3. Kansas State: Nouveau riche and ignorant with a grossly inflated perception of their program.

As far as scUM goes, their alums are usually pretty tolerable in my experience: It's the imbeciles who went to WMU, CMU, EMU, NMU, Wayne State . . . who want to pretend that they have some kind of academic superiority over OSU because they root for the "Harvard of the MidWest" that are nauseating: Fortunately all you usually have to do with one of those is ask them what year they graduated from UM and who they think their best three dfeensive players are (they won't even be able to name three UM defensive players in most cases) and they'll usually shut up.

As far as ND goes, they're still too irrelevant to piss me off.
 
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At first, my answer was going to be "Steelers fans." Get out of my state, you jerk-stores!!!

But I really don't care about NFL enough to care what those guys do. But then I realized that even funnier than the dopey Steelers fans are the dopey Anti-Steelers fans. To go out on Monday night to watch Monday Night Football when the Browns are playing, and the bars are packed. To go out when the Steelers are playing, and the bars are just as packed. First, you got a large population of Steelers fans who have decided to live in the Cleveland area. I'm not sure if they're people who've decided that the Browns just suck too much to root for, anymore, or if people from Pittsburgh have decided that the city sucks, so they moved to the next city up on the list, or what. But in the crowd at the bar, there are almost as many Anti-Steelers fans as there are Steelers fans. And these people get PISSED OFF when the Steelers win. When the Steelers win, these guys' weeks are ruined. I doubt, sometimes, if these people have real favorite teams, or if they just have space in their hearts to hate the Steelers, and that's it. It's like me with the Buckeyes, except that they want that team to lose. So maybe it's no funnier than me. Nevermind.
 
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