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Monster-in-law?

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PrincessPeach said:
Schadenfreude? From you, AKAK? No...
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Well... yes... but theis kid is "special" in that regard... I mean the stories always go like this... and you have to realize that my Stepmother always telsl the story like an AP baseball article... with the main drama first, followed by the details that got us there... and its like, "holy crap... that sucks," and then you hear why it happened, and you're like, "What a fucking moron."

The stoty is usually like[example], "Well... "Billy's" house blew up."

You think.. that sucks... until you find out that Billy didn't comprehend that thes kind of things happen when you light the fuse on dynamite.... and beleive me... you hae to light a lot of fuses to end up living in a two bedroom, three story apartment with your Mother-in-law, wife, two children, two LARGE dogs, and a part tie job and your wife is a waitress... and they both have very expensive college educations. This stuff kills me.:)

Oh, my Mom in law? Booze hound... she's my pal.:biggrin:
 
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Thump said:
Hoemoe says what?
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Huh? The party was at my brother's place and he invited a bunch of his co-workers (all cops). When the hired poetry readers arrived they brought some friends to make sure the rest of us did not get too excited by the poetry. I remember thinking how bad this could turn out if one of those friends pulled out a gun when there were a couple dozen armed cops in the place.
 
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My mother-in-law is 95% fine, its the shit she does for the 31 y/o mother of 2 without a husband, with a college education living at home working part-time that makes me crazy about her.

My father-in-law on the other hand (they are divorced) is a piece of work. He has found God since almost dying while in surgery and precedes to stand on his soapbox and preach about everything being done wrong by his children and society. He will then in the next conversation talk about how he is swindling the government out of money in his metro housing rentals or how he will be giving $xxxx.xx to the church but can't afford a birthday card for any of his Grandchildren. The man is a whack-job.
 
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brutusbabe said:
My father-in-law on the other hand (they are divorced) is a piece of work. He has found God since almost dying while in surgery and precedes to stand on his soapbox and preach about everything being done wrong by his children and society. He will then in the next conversation talk about how he is swindling the government out of money in his metro housing rentals or how he will be giving $xxxx.xx to the church but can't afford a birthday card for any of his Grandchildren. The man is a whack-job.
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Republican in-laws, huh? :biggrin:
 
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Unfortunately my father-in-law died 9 months after we were married. He was a great guy and loved watching his beloved Buckeyes and Browns. My mother-in-law passed away two years ago. She was a little difficult at first, but once we had an all out argument early into my marriage, she was okay. My wife and I had a doozy of a disagreement one year into our marriage, and my mother-in-law decided to stick her "two cents worth" into the fray. I snapped back to her that it was none of her business and it was between my wife and I. From that point on, she was the easiest person to get along with, which kind of surprised me because I really lambasted her.

She later lived with us for four years and was a great help with the kids and always baked me a pecan pie every couple of weeks. She eventually moved back to C-Bus into her own apartment. Four years ago she began the slow decline into Alzheimer's, and we had to put her in a nursing home. She died two years ago this March and i can truly say I miss the "ol gal."
 
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I've got everyone beat on the in-laws, no contest.
Wife's mother tried to give my wife away when she was little. She's a former prostitute, drunk, crack head, manic depressive, suicidal, you name it. She's got NO teeth, stringy black and grey hair, never wears a bra and has some long flabby tits. She's mean and crazy too.

Though we don't talk to them and haven't since 2002 I think less of her as a horrible in-law and more of her as the most horrible person I've ever known.

When I first met my wife she had wrecked her car prior and her parents had signed for a loan (they took out credit cards in her name and ran them up, ruined her credit) on a new car for about $9000.00. They were Charging her $350 per month for the car payment, $150 per month for insurance, $600 per month rent, and she had to pay one utility bill.
We left the car at their home when I showed my wife she could lease a Jaguar for $350 a month. It was reposed.
 
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BoxCar_Willie said:
I've got everyone beat on the in-laws, no contest.
Wife's mother tried to give my wife away when she was little. She's a former prostitute, drunk, crack head, manic depressive, suicidal, you name it. She's got NO teeth, stringy black and grey hair, never wears a bra and has some long flabby tits. She's mean and crazy too.

Though we don't talk to them and haven't since 2002 I think less of her as a horrible in-law and more of her as the most horrible person I've ever known.

When I first met my wife she had wrecked her car prior and he parents had signed for a loan (they took out credit cards in her name and ran them up, ruined her credit) on a new car for about $9000.00. They were Charging her $350 per month for the car payment, $150 per month for insurance, $600 per month rent, and she had to pay one utility bill.
We left the car at their home when I showed my wife she could lease a Jaguar for $350 a month. It was reposed.
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yes... you win.
 
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