Not a ton of baseball chatter on the site right now but I thought I'd get a thread going to discuss MLB not directly related to the Reds, Indians, Orioles etc....
First off this is one where letters don't do it full justice so I'm going to have to spell out,
What The Fuck?
Owner: "Hey we gave up more runs than anyone in baseball last year, what the hell are we going to do about it?"
GM (with a straight face): "Sign Volstad, Pavano and Lowe of course. Duh."
You just can't make this shit up. What on earth could they possibly be thinking other than the obvious "someone has to do it"?
First off this is one where letters don't do it full justice so I'm going to have to spell out,
What The Fuck?
The Rockies signed Chris Volstad yesterday, but that?s not stopping them from going after more veteran pitching. The club is ?aggressively pursuing? free agent right-handers Carl Pavano and Derek Lowe, Troy Renck of the Denver Post reports. The Rockies would like to complete another deal this week.
Owner: "Hey we gave up more runs than anyone in baseball last year, what the hell are we going to do about it?"
GM (with a straight face): "Sign Volstad, Pavano and Lowe of course. Duh."
You just can't make this shit up. What on earth could they possibly be thinking other than the obvious "someone has to do it"?
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