Minnesota Golden Gophers (official thread)

[DiamondBuck]

I guess we need a thread for embarrassing U of Minnesota news, too.

Minnesota AD resigns after colleagues say he groped them

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — The University of Minnesota released redacted transcripts of the sexual harassment complaints that led to the resignation of the school's athletic director in which two female co-workers accuse him of groping and making inappropriate advances at them.

http://news.yahoo.com/university-minnesota-athletics-director-resigns-150126491--spt.html

 

[charlohiottean]

 

[Sgt Brutus]

 

[Palpie]

 

[Muck]

Courtesy of Deadspin/..

 

[Muck]

 

[Dryden]

Teague explained by saying he “had too much to drink and sent inappropriate texts.”

I have "had too much to drink" plenty of times. I cannot remember ever being in state where texting co-workers and asking if I can tongue their clit seemed like a good idea.

 

[Muck]

I have "had too much to drink" plenty of times. I cannot remember ever being in state where texting co-workers and asking if I can tongue their clit seemed like a good idea.

That would be a flat & mega big roll of tongue.

 

[Saw31]

Gotta lick it before you stick it. Even in Minnesota...

What inappropriate?

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

I have "had too much to drink" plenty of times. I cannot remember ever being in state where texting co-workers and asking if I can tongue their clit seemed like a good idea.

You've obviously never had Crazy Horse Malt Liquor.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Gotta be a way to get this clown and Brett Favre drunk and digitally connected

 

[cjmik_75]

Minnesota Golden Grope-her.

 

[LostLassie]

"Not inappropriate at all. I think you're fabulous." Might have been her first mistake. That, and continuing to respond to the texts.
"No" and "Stop" in text (exclamation point notwithstanding) aren't nearly as unambiguous as, say, a literal knee to the groin.

 

[matcar]

So....no clit? WTF!

 

[colobuck79]

Is Minnesota another of those crazy states where no means no?