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Mili, angry female combat assassins explore stereotypes, sociology

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OH10;2356238; said:
I am truly confident that I would run the [censored] away from any angry chick that I would dare to unduly [censored] off enough that she'd want to kick my ass. Less than 1% of the female population could beat me in a footrace.

As to the premise that there are women out there who could physically injure me in an altercation? Definitely. Probably around 82.5% of grown women could beat the shit out of me. Children too. Most men. That's why I don't put myself in that position.
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so, if 100% of the women in the 82.5% of the grown women (lets call it ages 20 - 40) are in the 1% of the female population that are faster than, your odds of winning the footrace against the average woman you might run into socially are considerably lower than you first postulated.

You, sir, are playing loose and free with population sizes!
 
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ochre;2356622; said:
so, if 100% of the women in the 82.5% of the grown women (lets call it ages 20 - 40) are in the 1% of the female population that are faster than, your odds of winning the footrace against the average woman you might run into socially are considerably lower than you first postulated.

You, sir, are playing loose and free with population sizes!
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Nah, not if he's hanging with the Chubbies.
 
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Mike80;2356554; said:
So what I'm getting from this thread is that Muck is like a BP version of Ra's Al-Ghul with some Qui-Gon Jinn mixed in and can probably beat up wolves with broken beer bottles. Am I close?
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Man, I'm so far beyond that shit now. I get energy from the air. I talk to polar bears. I converse with paramecium. Man, I fuck nuclear waste.
 
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Muck;2356693; said:
Man, I'm so far beyond that shit now. I get energy from the air. I talk to polar bears. I converse with paramecium. Man, I fuck nuclear waste.
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Name's Smalls, Leonard Smalls. Friends call my Lenny, only I ain't got no friends.
 
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MililaniBuckeye;2355952; said:
Muck;2355944; said:
No, you know several gals who can kick your ass. Stop projecting that on indivdiuals you know diddly about.
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I know several who will take you down, I dont give a fuck how big you are and how bad you may consider yourself...
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She could not strike Muck in the throat.
She could not, would not get to gloat.

She could not beat him in the rain.
She could not beat him on a train.

She could not beat him in a house.
She could beat Mili in his blouse.

She could not beat him here or there.
She could not beat Muck ANYWHERE!
 
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jwinslow;2356711; said:
She could not strike Muck in the throat.
She could not, would not get to gloat.

She could not beat him in the rain.
She could not beat him on a train.

She could not beat him in a house.
She could beat Mili in his blouse.

She could not beat him here or there.
She could not beat Muck ANYWHERE!
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If you were Muck she'd be all up on you
She couldn't touch Mili 'cause he swims with Honu
 
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Anybody in this thread who says that you should NEVER hit a woman under any circumstance has obviously never worked security or asset protection and had to confront 200lbs bull dykes or hood rats. They will hit you and hit you hard. I have seen many confrontations with our security guard, it's funny how meek they become after a solid right cross to the jaw.
 
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DubCoffman62;2356729; said:
Anybody in this thread who says that you should NEVER hit a woman under any circumstance has obviously never worked security or asset protection and had to confront 200lbs bull dykes or hood rats. They will hit you and hit you hard. I have seen many confrontations with our security guard, it's funny how meek they become after a solid right cross to the jaw.
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Why they gotta be dykes or hood rats? Why can't they just be normal everyday housewives needing formula for their starving baby who just so happen to moonlight as members of the Deadly Viper Assassin Squad?
 
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OH10;2356731; said:
Why they gotta be dykes or hood rats? Why can't they just be normal everyday housewives needing formula for their starving baby who just so happen to moonlight as members of the Deadly Viper Assassin Squad?
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You saw Kill Bill too many times.
 
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OH10;2356731; said:
Why they gotta be dykes or hood rats? Why can't they just be normal everyday housewives needing formula for their starving baby who just so happen to moonlight as members of the Deadly Viper Assassin Squad?
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Next time i see one go bat shit after being caught stealing I'll let you know.
 
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DubCoffman62;2356729; said:
Anybody in this thread who says that you should NEVER hit a woman under any circumstance has obviously never worked security or asset protection and had to confront 200lbs bull dykes or hood rats. They will hit you and hit you hard. I have seen many confrontations with our security guard, it's funny how meek they become after a solid right cross to the jaw.
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Good thing no one said any such thing. I can come up with all kinds of ridiculous hypotheticals where I would be forced to punch a woman. That's not was being discussed, but cool story bro.

I've been punched, sucker punched, hit with chains, kicked, fell off of a 9' wall, fell about 20' off the top of a trailer stacked with hay bales and never felt my life was in danger. So maybe I'm just the baddest dude ever to breathe, but I don't think so. Anyway, I'd say that 90% of females on Earth are not capable of hitting me with fists hard enough that I felt my only chance of escaping serious bodily harm was to punch a woman in the face. Are there times I would be justified in doing so? You bet. Just because I could get away with it doesn't mean I'd do it. Seems like there are people wishing they had a reason to test their manhood against a woman. That's sad.
 
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BUCKYLE;2356751; said:
Good thing no one said any such thing. I can come up with all kinds of ridiculous hypotheticals where I would be forced to punch a woman. That's not was being discussed, but cool story bro.

I've been punched, sucker punched, hit with chains, kicked, fell off of a 9' wall, fell about 20' off the top of a trailer stacked with hat bails and never felt my life was in danger. So maybe I'm just the baddest dude ever to breathe, but I don't think so. Anyway, I'd say that 90% of females on Earth are not capable of hitting me with fists hard enough that I felt my only chance of escaping serious bodily harm was to punch a woman in the face. Are there times I would be justified in doing so? You bet. Just because I could get away with it doesn't mean I'd do it. Seems like there are people wishing they had a reason to test their manhood against a woman. That's sad.
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I said "bull dykes and hood rats" not "women".
 
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