I can see the boys in Bristol now....And...here....we....go....
"There's a report that when OSU's coach was a college QB he used the N word!"
"Fire up the presses, we're finally gonna get those assholes!!!!"
[people rush to get to their designated battle stations]
"Shit...wait a second.."
"Wait? What do you mean, wait?"
"Never mind..... wrong OSU." [visible disappointment] "This is about Oklahoma State, not Ohio State"
"Oh... alright everyone.. stand down." [there's an audible deflated whir sound]
[fade to black]
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