Michael Irvin (official thread)

[sandgk]

How Little Class Does Michael Irvin Bring?

Damned little --
he just spent a good four minutes of air-time on Dan Patrick's Radio Show laughing at his own "joke" -- giggling like some demented goon at his jibe.

Which joke was that Chris Carter having hosted "Speed Clinics" was oxymoronic.

Now, I have no doubt that Irvin had some of the best physical skills of any Pro Wide Receiver - his stats however, only really exceed Chris' on yards per completion.

Chris has double the career TD's that Irvin hauled in 130 vs 65 - many of which scoring grabs happened when he was de facto the number 2 threat behind Randy Moss.
Chris has a larger number of Pro Bowl appearances (8) to Irvin (5) and more receiving yards total at 13899 vs 11904.

Irvin should simply shut his classless mouth, stop smoking weed before appearing on radio, and pay respect to the better team player.

He may have those Super Bowl rings, but in raw numbers he doesn't equal the effort Chris gave over his time in the NFL.

And as a person Irvin cannot sniff Chris Carter's Jock.

 

[NFBuck]

I missed that. I will also miss everything else that tool says in the future because as soon as he appears on my screen or I hear his jabbering beginning on the radio, I turn the channel.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

he's a coke head from Da "U"... do you expect anything less?

 

[sandgk]

I missed that. I will also miss everything else that tool says in the future because as soon as he appears on my screen or I hear his jabbering beginning on the radio, I turn the channel.

Honestly I wish I had missed it - the only train-wreck fixation was what Dan might have come back with as a retort - which as it turned out was damned little.

 

[Thump]

That's the first time I've ever heard "class" and "Michael Irvin" mentioned in the same sentence.

I can't stand him.

 

[scarletandgrey]

That's the first time I've ever heard "class" and "Michael Irvin" mentioned in the same sentence.

I can't stand him.

I think this about sums it up

 

[AKAK]

That's the first time I've ever heard "class" and "Michael Irvin" mentioned in the same sentence.

I can't stand him.

Now "Blow" and "Michael Irvin" in the same sentence?

Quite common.

 

[StooGrimson]

I missed that. I will also miss everything else that tool says in the future because as soon as he appears on my screen or I hear his jabbering beginning on the radio, I turn the channel.

What's funny is that could easily apply to both Patrick and Irvin.

 

[Pheasant]

Watching Michael Irvin on TV is hilarious, he brings a Jerry Springer quality to ESPN's NFL crew. It's surprising to me that he always takes the side of the Terrell Owens and Keyshawn Johnsons of the world

 

[OH10]

Michael Irvin is one of the pioneers..... of the classless WR shit we see on tv nowadays. No wonder he defends them and attacks those (Carter) who had the nerve to play the game with respect and class.

 

[Bucklion]

The dude knows like 4 words...after that, he starts slurring his speech and becoming incoherent...it's hilarious that ESPN hired him, but give the modern climate in the NFL, not all that much of a surprise.

I'm sure Barry Switzer will be teaching network classes about gun safety and Terrell Owens will be analyzing QBs in no time at all.

 

[BuckeyeSkins]

That's the first time I've ever heard "class" and "Michael Irvin" mentioned in the same sentence.

I can't stand him.

Amen, Thump. You took the words right outta my mouth. Unless maybe you substituted an R for the L. That might work.

 

[scarletngrey11]

All Irvin does is make himself look like an idiot and randomly shout "THE UUU!!!"

Its amazing how much shit Herbie takes for not being a homer, than you have Michael Irvin sucking Miami dick...

 

[ScarletBlood31]

all Irvin does is side with mouthy, selfish, egotistic WRs *cough TO cough*.

i saw on his little "NFL Live" (or whichever show it was) he was walking around with his tie about 6 inches above his belt. he looked ridiculous.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

all Irvin does is side with mouthy, selfish, egotistic WRs *cough TO cough*.

i saw on his little "NFL Live" (or whichever show it was) he was walking around with his tie about 6 inches above his belt. he looked ridiculous.

I didn't she him with a short tie but I did notice on Sunday (I don't know what show it was either) that he had a HUGE/WIDE knot in his tie... it looked ridiculous.