Miami (FL) Hurricanes (1926-2003)

[ScriptOhio]

20 years ago, on a warm January evening in the desert, a steely eyed assassin in a sweater vest killed the most notoriously gangsta/outlaw program in America by drowning them in milk, cookies, defense and the punting game.

He used Opy Krenzel to carve their soul out like he was a rusty prison shiv made from a mess hall spoon.

They wander the earth to this day, a pale, sad caricature of what they once were, offering to indiscriminately suck old white guy dick to get their soul back but no matter how much baby batter they consume, the haunting continues.

Suck it losers. I was there. Your fans deserve another 20 years of karma for the way they acted leading up to that game. Minimum.

Yeah, but 35 years ago...

Ex-Miami Football Player, Cheerleader Remember Sports Illustrated Cover 25 Years Later

Little did they know, that kiss would be seen all over the world — thanks to the cover of Sports Illustrated.

www.nbcmiami.com

Ex-Miami Football Player, Cheerleader Remember Sports Illustrated Cover 25 Years Later​

It was almost too good to be true.

University of Miami football player Dennis Kelleher wins the national championship, at the Orange Bowl, in the city he grew up in – and gets rewarded with a kiss from his girlfriend, a ’Canes cheerleader.

Little did they know, that kiss would be seen all over the world — thanks to the cover of Sports Illustrated.

“Dennis and I were just so excited to celebrate the win that we found each other and then shortly after we found each other we were surrounded by photographers!” Tammy McPhee Davila said 25 years later.

She is a mother of four in San Diego. And no, she and Kelleher didn’t end up together.

He has his own big family, in Charlotte – but the two do stay in touch through Facebook and have great memories of their infamous photo.

“It’s been a long time,” Kelleher said. “I had a beautiful, long hair mullet going on back then, whatever.”

 

[Abenaki]

I guess this could go in the recruiting thread, but the Noland commitment seems to have broken them again. In their thread on Jojo Trader:

 

[Jaxbuck]

Yeah, but 35 years ago...

Ex-Miami Football Player, Cheerleader Remember Sports Illustrated Cover 25 Years Later

Little did they know, that kiss would be seen all over the world — thanks to the cover of Sports Illustrated.

www.nbcmiami.com

Ex-Miami Football Player, Cheerleader Remember Sports Illustrated Cover 25 Years Later​

It was almost too good to be true.

University of Miami football player Dennis Kelleher wins the national championship, at the Orange Bowl, in the city he grew up in – and gets rewarded with a kiss from his girlfriend, a ’Canes cheerleader.

Little did they know, that kiss would be seen all over the world — thanks to the cover of Sports Illustrated.

“Dennis and I were just so excited to celebrate the win that we found each other and then shortly after we found each other we were surrounded by photographers!” Tammy McPhee Davila said 25 years later.

She is a mother of four in San Diego. And no, she and Kelleher didn’t end up together.

He has his own big family, in Charlotte – but the two do stay in touch through Facebook and have great memories of their infamous photo.

“It’s been a long time,” Kelleher said. “I had a beautiful, long hair mullet going on back then, whatever.”

totally fair that Miami and USC got to play for NC's on their home field for all those years. Who could dare put a big fat asterisk on any of that?

*I know that technically the Rose Bowl isn't USC's home stadium but c'mon man.

 

[OregonBuckeye]

Yeah, but 35 years ago...

Ex-Miami Football Player, Cheerleader Remember Sports Illustrated Cover 25 Years Later

Little did they know, that kiss would be seen all over the world — thanks to the cover of Sports Illustrated.

www.nbcmiami.com

Ex-Miami Football Player, Cheerleader Remember Sports Illustrated Cover 25 Years Later​

Guy looks like he was 42

 

[pnuts34]

Guy looks like he was 42

Always make me think of this meme

 

[pnuts34]

I guess this could go in the recruiting thread, but the Noland commitment seems to have broken them again. In their thread on Jojo Trader:

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I've had the most comedic relief from this website! What an idiotic fan base, scUM is up there, but scUM south certainly is in the upper tier of delusion. Most of them still think they're a hiring of Butch Davis and all their former players from dominating CFB

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

I've had the most comedic relief from this website! What an idiotic fan base, scUM is up there, but scUM south certainly is in the upper tier of delusion. Most of them still think they're a hiring of Butch Davis and all their former players from dominating CFB

Butch is available fyi

 

[ScriptOhio]

I've had the most comedic relief from this website! What an idiotic fan base, scUM is up there, but scUM south certainly is in the upper tier of delusion. Most of them still think they're a hiring of Butch Davis and all their former players from dominating CFB

Yeah, but the Ped State fan base cult is still #1.

 

[dragurd]

I guess this could go in the recruiting thread, but the Noland commitment seems to have broken them again. In their thread on Jojo Trader:

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Lol should read their Jeremiah Smith thread from like last Thursday across the weekend. They were throwing a bitch fit he might be on campus tweeting pro Ohio State stuff

 

[gmen6981]

I guess this could go in the recruiting thread, but the Noland commitment seems to have broken them again. In their thread on Jojo Trader:

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I died at "Harbor Freight Anderson"

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

 

[pnuts34]

I didn’t see you posted this before me here, I posted it on Smith’s thread. Still hilarious to watch them attack the best recruit in their own backyard. Whether he was going there or not, it’s not a good look. I’m sure his teammate, Trader is watching as well

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

I guess this could go in the recruiting thread, but the Noland commitment seems to have broken them again. In their thread on Jojo Trader:

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The best part of all those is this avatar.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Their starting qb’s dad?

 

[pnuts34]

Their starting qb’s dad?

No, that's their WR coach