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Miami (FL) Hurricanes (1926-2003)

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jwinslow said:
As someone who doesn't follow this stuff closely, I went back a year. It was 9.5 last summer, and fell to around 1.7 in a week (and is now under 1). Yikes.
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20 years ago, on a warm January evening in the desert, a steely eyed assassin in a sweater vest killed the most notoriously gangsta/outlaw program in America by drowning them in milk, cookies, defense and the punting game.

He used Opy Krenzel to carve their soul out like he was a rusty prison shiv made from a mess hall spoon.

They wander the earth to this day, a pale, sad caricature of what they once were, offering to indiscriminately suck old white guy dick to get their soul back but no matter how much baby batter they consume, the haunting continues.

Suck it losers. I was there. Your fans deserve another 20 years of karma for the way they acted leading up to that game. Minimum.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
20 years ago, on a warm January evening in the desert, a steely eyed assassin in a sweater vest killed the most notoriously gangsta/outlaw program in America by drowning them in milk, cookies, defense and the punting game.

He used Opy Krenzel to carve their soul out like he was a rusty prison shiv made from a mess hall spoon.

They wander the earth to this day, a pale, sad caricature of what they once were, offering to indiscriminately suck old white guy dick to get their soul back but no matter how much baby batter they consume, the haunting continues.

Suck it losers. I was there. Your fans deserve another 20 years of karma for the way they acted leading up to that game. Minimum.
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This deserves to be carved into Mount Rushmore.
 
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Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux said:
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Funny thing is, kcanty01 is one of my college buddy’s (he’s the Miami fan that I’ve mentioned at times). Me and my buddy’s in our group chat are roasting him. I’ve been rubbing the Air Noland commit in his face for 247Rivals straight. Seems like it’s wearing on him :rofl:
 
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pnuts34 said:
Funny thing is, kcanty01 is one of my college buddy’s (he’s the Miami fan that I’ve mentioned at times). Me and my buddy’s in our group chat are roasting him. I’ve been rubbing the Air Noland commit in his face for 247Rivals straight. Seems like it’s wearing on him :rofl:
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You're doing God's work, carry on.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
20 years ago, on a warm January evening in the desert, a steely eyed assassin in a sweater vest killed the most notoriously gangsta/outlaw program in America by drowning them in milk, cookies, defense and the punting game.

He used Opy Krenzel to carve their soul out like he was a rusty prison shiv made from a mess hall spoon.

They wander the earth to this day, a pale, sad caricature of what they once were, offering to indiscriminately suck old white guy dick to get their soul back but no matter how much baby batter they consume, the haunting continues.

Suck it losers. I was there. Your fans deserve another 20 years of karma for the way they acted leading up to that game. Minimum.
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That post should win a gotdamned Pulitzer Prize or something.

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