Maryland Terrapins (official thread of the turdles)

[BB73]

Wimping out with big hat. He's supposed to get that white creamy sauce all over his face and mouth.
Wait. That sounds really gay doesn't it?
(NTTAWWT)

He got some on his skull after taking the huge hat off. There’s a second video.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

He got some on his skull after taking the huge hat off. There’s a second video.

Do I need a Pornhub subscription to see the second video?

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[BB73]

Do I need a Pornhub subscription to see the second video?

Like you don’t already have one.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Like you don’t already have one.

I was asking for a friend.

@colobuck79

 

[colobuck79]

Leave me out of this you bastages.

 

[TenYearBore]

I understand exactly *why* he's doing this, but also I hate it because I hate "interesting" games against the Terps with the passion of a thousand dying suns.

https://www.espn.com/college-footba...yland-qb-taulia-tagovailoa-return-2023-season

 

[Bestbuck36]

No doubt he's watched his brother get ragdolled the past two years abs said, fuck that!

They are an interesting team at them moment so why not

 

[pnuts34]

No doubt he's watched his brother get ragdolled the past two years abs said, fuck that!

They are an interesting team at them moment so why not

Yeah, he may as well stay in college another year and collect some nice NIL checks while putting up decent stats. He’s a mid round QB at best

 

[pnuts34]

Yeah, probably smart that Locksley keeps Gattis away from Taulia. Maybe he won't let him call plays either

 

[ScriptOhio]

Yeah, probably smart that Locksley keeps Gattis away from Taulia. Maybe he won't let him call plays either

"You don’t share certain things out in public," Cristobal said of Gattis in November. "You always try to work things out within the walls of the program. We have done a really good job of hiring coaches that have had tremendous success in every place they have been at. We have had offensive struggles, but we put that on all of us. You don’t isolate people during the season. That is not it. I think people come together or unravel and you have to be the example to the entire organization.”

 

[Jake]

 

[gmen6981]

Hey guys, that QB we want needs more in NIL money than we can afford. Somebody want to head over to old Edgar's house with a pillow and a pistol?

 

[buckeyeintn]

Should someone tell these clowns that statistically the insurance company is going to win, not the university? The actuaries are going to make sure that more money is paid in premiums than will be paid out in claims. (Or send someone to Edgar's house with a pillow and a handgun.)

 

[Zurp]

Should someone tell these clowns that statistically the insurance company is going to win, not the university? The actuaries are going to make sure that more money is paid in premiums than will be paid out in claims. (Or send someone to Edgar's house with a pillow and a handgun.)

Wait wait wait wait.... this doesn't make any sense. Are you sure about this? I thought the whole point to life insurance is that I'll get more out of the payment (or... I guess my beneficiaries will) than I ever paid into it. Kinda like casinos - their business is paying out all the jackpots that people are supposed to win. Right?

Right?