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Marry, Bang, or Kill

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FKAGobucks877

FKAGobucks877

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Three choices, three options. You get to choose one option for each choice. The first three choices are:

Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera
Hilary Duff

Who would you marry, who would you bang, and who would you kill?
 
Marry Duff

Fuck Christina

Kill Spears

These opinions do not necessarily reflect the official views of the Paint Chip Party. Please feel free to contact PCP for clarification with regard to the Party's official position.
 
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The official PCP postion is a Bang, Bang, Bang approach, with a Anal, Oral, Vaginal qualifier that falls in line with the order of the original post.
 
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RugbyBuck said:
Marry Duff

Fuck Christina

Kill Spears

These opinions do not necessarily reflect the official views of the Paint Chip Party. Please feel free to contact PCP for clarification with regard to the Party's official position.
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If this was the official view of the Paint Chip party I would have to join. I'm not a big Duff fan either, but she is light years ahead of the other 2. CA's a freak and at least has a good body still, I'd hit that pooper. Spears is pure white trash, which I didn't see coming 7 years ago.
 
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I don't know shit about Hillary Duff, but based on the other two choices I would marry her.

I would Bang Spears and then use her body to kill CA. I would probably rip off her leg and beat CA to death with it.
 
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As a member of the PCP (not sure what my title is though, so maybe I'm not really a member, but think I am, because I'm always high on PC), I am glad that the above isn't the "official" position. I would also marry Duff, but would much prefer to bang Britney over Christina. I'm pretty sure Christina has lice.....with claws.
 
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FKAGobucks877 said:
As a member of the PCP (not sure what my title is though, so maybe I'm not really a member, but think I am, because I'm always high on PC), I am glad that the above isn't the "official" position. I would also marry Duff, but would much prefer to bang Britney over Christina. I'm pretty sure Christina has lice.....with claws.
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Members have discretion within which to indulge preferences, FKA. If those preferences are, how shall we say?, less than conventional, you can always use the "Hey, I was hallucinating due to the consumption of paint chips" defense. Let's see the "major" political parties top that. :biggrin:
 
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The Paint Chip Party Line on Line Toeing fort he sake of the Party is that there isn't really a need for it.


Shit, no one remembers the damn lines anyway.
 
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AKAKBUCK said:
The Paint Chip Party Line on Line Toeing fort he sake of the Party is that there isn't really a need for it.


Shit, no one remembers the damn lines anyway.
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I have always tried to live my life with one very simple creedo " Fuck everyone but Me/Us" I think this would also serve the party well.
 
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