Marry, Bang, or Kill

[JCOSU86]

Marry Duff

Bang Aguilera

Kill Spears

 

[exhawg]

I want to drop Duff from my list and marry Amy Lee (best pipes ever), screw CA up the pooper, and kill Spears.

 

[FKAGobucks877]

Allright, sicko's, now here's a new threesome...same options apply, bang, kill, or marry. The three new nominees are:

Roseann Barr (or Arnold, whatever she is now)
Rosie O'Donnell
Joan Rivers

Oh, and good luck...

 

[RugbyBuck]

Kill 'em all and let allah sort them out. Fucking Arabs.

 

[exhawg]

Geez why don't you just add the landlady from Kingpin. :2004:

 

[scooter1369]

Allright, sicko's, now here's a new threesome...same options apply, bang, kill, or marry. The three new nominees are:

Roseann Barr (or Arnold, whatever she is now)
Rosie O'Donnell
Joan Rivers

Oh, and good luck...

Fuck Rosie (I've had worse nights out hoggin')
Marry Joan (She's got dough and a daughter to make moves on)
Kill Roseann (obvious reasons)

I haven't read through the thread but here goes in case I duplicate someone else's:

Molly Ringwold
Demi Moore
Tracey Gold

 

[exhawg]

I haven't read through the thread but here goes in case I duplicate someone else's:

You might want to go back and read the first post :2004:

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Roseann Barr (or Arnold, whatever she is now)
Rosie O'Donnell
Joan Rivers

I would stab myself in the eyes with rusty nails before I fucked or married one of them..

 

[FKAGobucks877]

Come on, people, you gotta play the game. You got to fuck or marry Hilary Duff, so now you have to choose from the cesspool.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Ok... fine. rusty nails or not.

Bang Rosie... she's been with women and will hopefully bring one along :)

Marry Rosanne... she's loaded.... crazy, but loaded $$$$$

Kill Joan... from the looks of her she's been dead for 15 years already.

 

[DEBuckeye]

Roseanne, Rosie, Joan

I'd bang Rosie- she's a lesbian and she wouldn't like it, so it would be over quickly.
I'd kill Roseanne- do I need to explain?
I'd marry Joan- as someone already mentioned, she's loaded, plus she's kinda funny, and her daughter is kind of hot, so you could always do that when Joan wasn't looking.

 

[scooter1369]

You might want to go back and read the first post :2004:

:( Damn I'm so lazy I even fucked this up.

 

[Buck Nasty]

I would fuck Joan, because she has had so much plastic surgery it would be like fucking a blow up doll and not actually her.

I would Kill Roseann becuase she is Roseann ( I wouldn't fuck her with Rosie's cock)

I would Marry Rosie becuase she is a lesbian, so by marrying her I have double protected myself from ever having to fuck her, and there is always that remote possibility she could pull some hot south beach bisexual and bring her home

 

[AJHawkfan]

I'd bang Rosie (by default)
Marry Joan (she's rich and old as dirt, so there might be an "accident" on the honeymoon)
kill Roseann (I hate that bitch)