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Mark May (Blew 5 guys at Pitt)

buxfan4life;1564405; said:
His reign of stupidity may be coming to an end soon. If I remember correctly, Trev started being a complete ass about everything and got his smug, ignorant ass fired because of it. I see Mark "Blow Job" May heading very quickly down this same road.
Trev was fired because he didn't show up to the studio for a Thursday night game. He decided to "hold out" because he was PO'ed that Corso and Herbie got more pay and more face time despite only having a two hour weekly show. ESPN fired him that night for breech.

What kills me about May this year is his instance that Ohio State is an overrated, terrible team, then he argues that USC is the best non-SEC team in the country by virtue of beating a Top 10 team (Ohio State).

Which is it, Mark?
 
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Dry, he doesn't really argue anything. He just takes positions and tries to play the bad guy to Ohio State. Ohio State is the most hated team, therefore, May thinks he takes a safe place by constantly trying to pull down the brand.

He is an arrogant little man who will very soon be in exactly the same place as Trev. Slightly different paths, same destination.

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There's another line that might warrant consideration. History of OSU losing the 'big ones' and the hated OSU (for sure) and the Big Ten (mostly) makes this a politically correct stance. That you brought up. All he really is doing is playing his role. His role is to be counter-point to the respected, venerable coach sitting on his left. He's the young fire-brand with a different opinion than Holtz's. Exact opposite on GameDay. Herbie is the smart, up-to-date one with all the facts and info, and Lee acts the opposite, "not so fast my friend" (I use that one myself!), with the counter-point. Lee's on the decline, so he's not going anywhere in the profession, so he's willing to play the buffoon and put on those silly hats. In fact, most of us (me too) enjoy seeing which one he chooses. Corso does his 'anti-' stance in a very unassuming way. May on the other hand, is a pretty cut-and-dried, 'how dare you argue with me' method that irritates people (me very much). It's the roles that each play, much like your favorite soap opera. It's mostly scripted, but May plays his anti-anything OSU role exceptionally well - to the point where some of us wonder if he didn't want an OSU schollie offer, but wasn't up to snuff.

At the end of the day, it's all about ratings, and how many households will watch the show. GameDay does it better, and ergo, better ratings. Herbie goes out of his way to be neutral (remember, he's Brent Mushmouth's heir apparent), or even going against OSU to show he's impartial. It's all scripted.....

Enjoyable though. We all cheer for the hero, and boo the villian, just like the Westerns. Same actors, different stage.

:gobucks3::gobucks4::banger: PS, we've wasted more ink on May than Herbie, because it incites us to 'feel', which is exactly what the producers want us to do, just like Pavlov's dog or chicken or whatever...
 
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Email Mark May

We could send this character email messages and let him know what we think. Given the tone of some of these posts, we may want to temper the message a little. They do ask for a name and return email address so you can't be anonymous. I suppose he could ignore his "fan" email and keep on being a jackass, but here a link that will allow anyone to speak his mind in 500 words or less.

On the other hand, he probably knows the Buckeye Nation dislikes him and will feed off the negativity making him a jackass raised to nth power.

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ESPN - Contact Us
 
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He was arguing with Holtz last night about who's the top team in the Big10.....this week May is saying Iowa is the best team in the B10. I'm not surprised but [CENSORED] that douchebag. How is this guy still on the air? Does anyone really take this clown serious?
I know of a 37 page thread that says some people take him a little serious.
 
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buxfan4life;1564405; said:
His reign of stupidity may be coming to an end soon. If I remember correctly, Trev started being a complete ass about everything and got his smug, ignorant ass fired because of it. I see Mark "Blow Job" May heading very quickly down this same road.

Not to defend Trev Alberts, but he was fired for demanding more money. Also, he ragged on us in 2002, up to a point, but nowhere near as much as May, who picked us to lose to Purdue, Illinois, and scUM. If I recall, Trev even said that he couldn't keep picking against us, because we kept winning. But May has never given credit when it is due...
 
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calibuck;1564619; said:
It's all scripted.....

Yep. I don't know that there are any puppet-masters actually writing word-for-word what everyone is supposed to say. I'd imagine that they have a pre-show meeting to discuss what stances they are going to have. And you need to have someone taking opposite sides of the issue.

I agree, though, that he says some stupid silly things. He must find his job at ESPN more important than his integrity, because I don't see how he can believe some of these things.
 
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utgrad73;1564992; said:
We could send this character email messages and let him know what we think. Given the tone of some of these posts, we may want to temper the message a little. They do ask for a name and return email address so you can't be anonymous. I suppose he could ignore his "fan" email and keep on being a jackass, but here a link that will allow anyone to speak his mind in 500 words or less.

On the other hand, he probably knows the Buckeye Nation dislikes him and will feed off the negativity making him a jackass raised to nth power.

Go to the bottom of the page...

ESPN - Contact Us

To hell with that shit. He's a jackass and he ENJOYS it.

It's better to completely ignore him.
 
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I think people tend to ignore the larger scale reprocusions of [censored] talkers like Mark May and the SEC NETWORK, errr CBS, errr ESPN.

I had the pleasure of watching the OSU-Wisconsin game in bar in St Augustine, Florida this past weekend. These blowhards may be used to drive up ratings and sway to popular opinion, but they are also turning dumb [censored]ing SEC hicks who are incapable of thinking for themselves.

Bar Patron #1 - "Not these bums" a random ugly guy, in referring to Ohio State

Bar Patron #2 - "I hope Wisconsin wins, I really hate Ohio State" said an old man at the bar

Now mind you, these are two unsolicited comments from a uncrowded bar 2 hours from Gainesville. Maybe the outwardness of rhetoric is inversely proportional to your distance from Gainesville.

Still, I didn't have the nerve to ask these dumb [censored]ing hicks "why" because I expected the answers to be 'overrated' and 'slow' and whatever Mark May and Pat Forde tell them to say. These are people that are incapable of thinking for themselves. I'm impressed with Tim Tebow as a football player, but I'm not impressed with Tebow as a quarterback, but I don't hate Tim Tebow.

If anything, the SEC should be grateful to Ohio State for choking in 2006 and thankful they weren't exposed in 2007. In closing, Jermale Hines picked off the Wiscky pass for a touchdown and all I could say was, "How do you like that old man?"
 
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