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Man Protesting Gay Festival Booked With Masturbating

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The Rev. Grant Storms, a Christian fundamentalist best known for his bullhorn protests of the Southern Decadence festival in the French Quarter, was arrested for allegedly masturbating at a Metairie park Friday afternoon.

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JPSOGrant Storms

Storms told deputies that he was merely having lunch at Lafreniere Park,
3000 Downs Blvd., in his van when he decided to relieve himself using bottle instead
of using the restroom, an incident report said.

But two witnesses said they saw Storms through the open windows of his
van masturbating himself while watching children on the playground, the
report said.
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http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2011/02/man_booked_with_masturbating_a.html

If masturbating in your van while watching children and protesting the gays is wrong.... :lol:
 
Gatorubet;1880659; said:
The Rev. Grant Storms, a Christian fundamentalist best known for his bullhorn protests of the Southern Decadence festival in the French Quarter, was arrested for allegedly masturbating at a Metairie park Friday afternoon.

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JPSOGrant Storms



http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2011/02/man_booked_with_masturbating_a.html

If masturbating in your van while watching children and protesting the gays is wrong.... :lol:
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This is a Law & Order:SVU episode right? This can't be real can it? He's the perfect SVU character. :lol:
 
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At first when I saw the title of this thread I thought of Gator. Then I noticed the report came from New Orleans...hmmm still could be Gator. Then I saw the picture of the guy and I knew I was mistaken, couldn't be Gator, the guy in the pic is way to handsome to be Gator......:biggrin:
 
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Wingate1217;1880683; said:
At first when I saw the title of this thread I thought of Gator. Then I noticed the report came from New Orleans...hmmm still could be Gator. Then I saw the picture of the guy and I knew I was mistaken, couldn't be Gator, the guy in the pic is way to handsome to be Gator......:biggrin:
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QFT
 
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Wingate1217;1880683; said:
At first when I saw the title of this thread I thought of Gator. Then I noticed the report came from New Orleans...hmmm still could be Gator. Then I saw the picture of the guy and I knew I was mistaken, couldn't be Gator, the guy in the pic is way to handsome to be Gator......:biggrin:
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The first clue was no mullet. Can't see if the dude is wearing jorts or not, though.
 
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At his press conference Tuesday, Storms admitted he was in his van in the park, had his
seat reclined and did have his hand in his underwear, but he said he was not masturbating.
He did admit to viewing pornography online about an hour before he went to the park.
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[NFBuck] Let He who has not fapped to online pornography cast the first..... [/NFBuck]
 
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The ol' slight of hand trick, a game between the yanks and the expos, escorting Rosie Palm and the Finger sisters, peelin' the carrot, chokin' the chicken, slammin' the salami and gettin' a grip... details and film at 11...
 
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