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LoKyBuckeye

LoKyBuckeye

I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
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Man forced to marry goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, nearly £40, to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
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LOKy,

Seriously, where the hell do you wander on the internet to find these kinds of sites? Between this article and giving your mother-in-law the finger I'm thinking it might be time to hold a little intervention for you, my friend. I'll set something up with your mother-in-law.
 
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BuckinMichigan said:
LOKy,

Seriously, where the hell do you wander on the internet to find these kinds of sites? Between this article and giving your mother-in-law the finger I'm thinking it might be time to hold a little intervention for you, my friend. I'll set something up with your mother-in-law.
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I have a few sites that I go to where other users submit stupid shit from all over the net... I just pass it along to the masses. Go ahead and call my mother in law to set something up... but be warned... the shrill sound of her voice can make you deaf.

Thump said:
Gee, I wonder where this thread is headed?
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I knew it may head that way but it's not meant to be a tibs/goat joke as those are old and boring. I was more amused by the fact the guy fell off the goat when he was caught.
 
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I won't say anything...but....


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