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Making an Honest Woman of Her

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Watson, Crick & A Twist
In a supposedly private display of affection the Royals Gone Wild tied the knot today.

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Camilla -- A woman so ugly she could frighten Cyclops.
 
Well -- I don't have that -- hows about a Camilla/Horse Halloween Mask instead?

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Though my favorite is this from ugandandiscussions.co.uk (home of the Private Eye collection): Queen gifts newly weds -- its the thought that counts...
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In all seriousness.....if the queen can hang on 4 or so years she would be extremely prudent to pass over charles and make William the new King....

It is strictly a PR role that reflects upon the entire nation....William would possess the ability to utilize that role to a level that hasn't been seen in nearly a hundred years....Charles would continue to perpetuate the current impression that the royal family is something that the country needs to rid themselves of....
 
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heard Charles is going to take Carmilla duck hunting again...

but this time... he'll pay much more attention.... because she's leaving way too many teeth marks in the quail when she brings them back
 
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NJ-Buckeye said:
heard Charles is going to take Camilla duck hunting again...but this time... he'll pay much more attention.... because she's leaving way too many teeth marks in the quail when she brings them back
I don't believe that's true. My theory on why he married Camilla is because she's good at not leaving teeth marks on the royal staff. :biggrin:
 
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LoKyBuckeye said:
I saw a picture of her today from one of the British tabloids... it was a picture of a horse with a blonde wig on that was supposed to be her :lol:. I wish I could find it.
The bbc web site keeps archives of all those racy tabloid front pages.
Courtesy of the Beeb:
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In all seriousness.....if the queen can hang on 4 or so years she would be extremely prudent to pass over charles and make William the new King....

It is strictly a PR role that reflects upon the entire nation....William would possess the ability to utilize that role to a level that hasn't been seen in nearly a hundred years....Charles would continue to perpetuate the current impression that the royal family is something that the country needs to rid themselves of....
QEII cannot "pass over" Charlie - he is the heir to the throne, and he will inherit if he is living when his mummy dies; if he should predecease, then Will, then Harry, then Andrew, etc - click this link for the first 50 in the line of succession. Chuck could choose to abdicate, but that isn't likely; he could also go RC, which would exclude him by law (yes, it is illegal for a Catholic to become monarch of England, under the Act of Settlement of 1701). Get used to King Charles III (or whatever name he should select for himself).

Don't worry, Alan, the British royal family isn't going anywhere - they have ruled the nation (to some extent) for more than 900 years, and they have received plenty of bad PR over the centuries. The Queen still has official state duties, the people still regard her as the leader of the nation, and of course the royals are Britain's number one tourist attraction. They'll survive Charles....

BTW, Charles, aka the Duke of Cornwall, makes an estimated 12 million pounds (about $23,000,000) per year from his Cornish real estate holdings. Not bad for a part-time job....
 
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