Mack Brown (ex-Texas and ex-UNC Head Coach)

[CookyPuss]

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2013/12...eltdown-time-mack-brown-stays-special-edition

Full of win.

 

[LostLassie]

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2013/12...eltdown-time-mack-brown-stays-special-edition

Full of win.

Wow. We Buckeyes are positively genteel.

the entire banquet was like a big dirge. Mack and Sally's faces looked like they were just told they both had pancreatic cancer

The only thing that would excite me is if they found something malignant on macks prostate

You are fucking worthless maggots and need to fucking die in the most painful manner ever.

Seems The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You has been replaced by a new anthem, just in time for the Holidays:

We Wish Mack a Merry Christmas

Please Get Pancreatic Cancer
Please Get Pancreatic Cancer
Please Get Pancreatic Cancer
And Be Dead By Next Year.

 

[Oh8ch]

Wow. We Buckeyes are positively genteel.


Seems The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You has been replaced by a new anthem, just in time for the Holidays:

We Wish Mack a Merry Christmas

Please Get Pancreatic Cancer
Please Get Pancreatic Cancer
Please Get Pancreatic Cancer
And Be Dead By Next Year.

Wait till it occurs to them that the only reason they didn't land Saban is because Mack wouldn't step down.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Wait till it occurs to them that the only reason they didn't land Saban is because Mack wouldn't step down.

I don't like that option. It's better for short term meltdown purposes but just reinforces their arrogance. Best to have it sunk in that he had no use for them other than as a pawn in his game with Alabama.

 

[Buckeye513]

The timing was perfect. Mack meets with the other UT old fucks, presumably to tell them he's not resigning, then Saban signs an extension immediately after.

I really wanted to see a Bama fan outrage extravaganza and Texas go full retard making him the highest paid coach in North American sports, but damn it if Texas fans can't put on an internet meltdown. It's especially delightful considering there's objectively no reason Mack Brown should have a job right now.

 

[GoBucks1014]

LHN reporting Mack resigning and will coach the bowl game.

 

[TresselstillownsTSUN]

Mack trolled Texas to the maximum.

 

[Muck]

Damnit, beat me to it! It took me too long recovering from laughing.

 

[LostLassie]

So, basically, he was just waiting long enough to be sure Saban had signed a new, binding 'bama contract?

To put it uber-delicately, can we say Mack had farewell sex with Texas?

 

[AuburnBuckeye]

Shaggy has gone through the gauntlet of emotions this week

 

[Buckeye513]

Bo Pelini Bo Pelini Bo Pelini Bo Pelini Bo Pelini Bo Pelini Bo Pelini

 

[LostLassie]

Bo Pelini Bo Pelini Bo Pelini Bo Pelini Bo Pelini Bo Pelini Bo Pelini

I'd call that a win-win...for us.

 

[TooTall]

In b4 thread title change!

 

[LostLassie]

And nominations for the new thread title begin...Now!

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Magnificent Bastard?
Santa Anna of UT?
CEO Troll?