Lord Jesus Christ hit by car

[jlb1705]

Lord Jesus Christ (his real name) hit by car - Weird news- msnbc.com

Lord Jesus Christ (his real name) hit by car
Victim, injured in crosswalk, is treated in hospital for minor facial injuries
The Associated Press
updated 11:08 a.m. ET, Fri., May 7, 2010

NORTHAMPTON, Mass. - The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.
Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.
The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries and later released, according to the local paper, The Republican.
Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Capt. Scott Savino told the paper.
Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

 

[sepia5]

I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often given Lord Jesus Christ's omnipotence.

(LMAO at the Northampton, MA local newspaper being called The Republican.)

 

[OSUsushichic]

My theory is that this guy hit him:

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[Crump's brother]

I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often given Lord Jesus Christ's omnipotence.

(LMAO at the Northampton, MA local newspaper being called The Republican.)

Seriously. Northampton is about the most liberal/progressive town that I know of. It is, however, a great place to see an Arlo Guthrie concert...

 

[BB73]

After having to go to the hospital, he should have to change that name.

 

[PlanetFrnd]

This is the only Jesus I will recognize...

 

[sepia5]

[quote='BusNative;170114;1]This is the only Jesus I will recognize...

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Dios mio, brother. We're on the same page.

 

[Mr_Burns]

So Christ was nailed on a crosswalk?

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Lord Jesus Christ injured in cross walk? Having done that once before, one would think he'd be smartyr by now.

 

[BB73]

Lord Jesus Christ injured in cross walk? Having done that once before, one would think he'd be smartyr by now.

He might not be a genius, and his support may be Petering out, but there's no reason to crucify him on this board. I don't think BP would want that stigmata attached to it.

Personally, after going to the Romper Room and having my cock crow 3 times, I'm washing my hands of this entire thread, before they send in the Calvary.

Just call me Pun-tius Pilate.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

He might not be a genius, and his support may be Petering out, but there's no reason to crucify him on this board. I don't think BP would want that stigmata attached to it.

Personally, after going to the Romper Room and having my cock crow 3 times, I'm washing my hands of this entire thread, before they send in the Calvary.

Just call me Pun-tius Pilate.

Let this be a testament that you are old.

:p

 

[BB73]

Let this be a testament that you are old.

:p

Mark my words, I have a real passion for stories older than myself.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

We need to banish this thread to purgatory and never let it be resurrected...

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Dios mio, brother. We're on the same page.

Yea, but he's a pervert, Dude. He did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Lord Jesus Christ injured in cross walk? Having done that once before, one would think he'd be smartyr by now.

Nailed to a cross; nailed in a cross(walk)? Are we going to split hairs here?

Any word if it was an Italian car that took him out?