Lord Jesus Christ hit by car

[JCOSU86]

Aw, fer Christ's sake...

 

[Taosman]

That obviously wasn't the real Jesus, cause he was seen elsewhere.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgFchkUFzqg]YouTube - A 'Cheeto' Jesus[/ame]

 

[jlb1705]

Any word if it was an Italian car that took him out?

It's doubtful.

The accident was witnessed by Northampton resident Mel Gibson (his real name), and this composite sketch was produced based on his description:

 

[Jake]

I'm thinking of changing my name to Allah Muhammad. I wonder how long I would be allowed to live?

 

[DGADBTWSOM]

CHRIST ON A BIKE!!! wait, was he?

 

[Poe McKnoe]

So Christ was nailed on a crosswalk?

Apparently, Lord Jesus Christ can walk on water but not pavement.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

I'm thinking of changing my name to Allah Muhammad. I wonder how long I would be allowed to live?

You'd be okay as long as you didn't show your face.

 

[buckiprof]

Was he tap dancing in the cross walk?

 

[jlb1705]

Donald Duck arrested of for possession, DUI in Massillon:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsEEQvrhGVk&feature=player_embedded]YouTube - Donald Duck Arrested For Marijuana, DUI[/ame]

 

[cincibuck]

Nailed to a cross; nailed in a cross(walk)? Are we going to split hairs here?

Any word if it was an Italian car that took him out?

Maybe an Alfa- Roman, or a fiat accompli...