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Is this kid truly for real?...please tell me this is a sick joke someone is playing on some sorry kid. I've never read anything more sad yet hilarious in my entire life...I'd say this kid needs to get laid, but that's obviously not going to do the trick. I think he's lost and should be dumped someplace where no one can find him. Usually I use the 3-Strike Rule for women (Fat, Ugly, and Dumb) to be shipped off to BFE, but in this case, I'm willing to send poor Lloyd. I feel sorry for the kid in a way, but seriously, talk about making your own bed and laying in it. Oh well.
 
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Thump;715898; said:
The ultimate kick in the balls is that his child by the second wife, who he's already left to try to get back the first wife, was given the mother's last name and not his.

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I think you've got it wrong. Here is the timeline as I read it:

1. Hooked up with Tara
2. Married Tara
3. Knocked up Tara
4. Got divorced from Tara
5. Met Cheyenne on teh intrawebs, while she was engaged to another guy, Eric.
6. Two days later, hooked up with Cheyenne
7. One day later, made out with Cheyenne in the parking lot for 35 minutes
8. One more day later, decied he couldn't be around Cheyenne anymore:
9. One month later, ex-wife had his daghter (paternity test pending)
10. 3 months later, Cheyenne leaves current boytoy Eric for Lloyd
11. 1 month later, Cheyenne is cheating with new boytoy, Justin.
12. Lloyd cheats on Cheyenne to get revenge.
13. 5 days later, tells her about cheating, she ends engagement
14. 4 days later, they go to Cedar Point and he wins back her heart with a fantastic meal at Mickey D's.
15. 1 week later, she confesses she has been cheating with Justin
16. 9 days later, she dumps Justin, but is still with Eric, who is "coming back in a few days." Military, maybe? Could he possibly be cuckolding a soldier on assignment?
17. 2 days later, sees daughter for first time in a month. That's some damned fine parenting.
18. Next day, Eric is home and won't let her "text" with Lloyd. Cheyenne had the audacity to stop texting at 11:20 and stay up until 1 AM! What a dirty whore! Every second of every day should be devoted to Lloyd. And supposedly, she's not even seeing Eric. Eric just won't let her text people.
19. Next day, itemizes his fears for his daughter nad why Cheyenne is going to drift away from him.
20. Apparently, he is now married to Cheyenne. At least that's what the family tree says. Probably just added that earlier.

This shit is great! :banger:
 
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Why doesn't he just sell his stories to Lifetime? At least he can make money while all of us laugh at his sorry ass.

(Actually I'm just being selfish. I really just want to see this acted out instead of just reading it. I think it would make it THAT much more funnier.)
 
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Kids today are abunch of 80's wannabe emo pansy ass pussies. Why dont they man up and take what they want instead of hoping someone will wipe their nose on the internet?

Fuck anyone in highschool until they start matching their clothes and quit crying over spilled milk. Maybe we should just smack the parents too??? Hippies:smash: :smash: :smash: :smash:
 
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Bucky Katt;715922; said:
I think you've got it wrong. Here is the timeline as I read it:

1. Hooked up with Tara
2. Married Tara
3. Knocked up Tara
4. Got divorced from Tara
5. Met Cheyenne on teh intrawebs, while she was engaged to another guy, Eric.
6. Two days later, hooked up with Cheyenne
7. One day later, made out with Cheyenne in the parking lot for 35 minutes
8. One more day later, decied he couldn't be around Cheyenne anymore:
9. One month later, ex-wife had his daghter (paternity test pending)
10. 3 months later, Cheyenne leaves current boytoy Eric for Lloyd
11. 1 month later, Cheyenne is cheating with new boytoy, Justin.
12. Lloyd cheats on Cheyenne to get revenge.
13. 5 days later, tells her about cheating, she ends engagement
14. 4 days later, they go to Cedar Point and he wins back her heart with a fantastic meal at Mickey D's.
15. 1 week later, she confesses she has been cheating with Justin
16. 9 days later, she dumps Justin, but is still with Eric, who is "coming back in a few days." Military, maybe? Could he possibly be cuckolding a soldier on assignment?
17. 2 days later, sees daughter for first time in a month. That's some damned fine parenting.
18. Next day, Eric is home and won't let her "text" with Lloyd. Cheyenne had the audacity to stop texting at 11:20 and stay up until 1 AM! What a dirty whore! Every second of every day should be devoted to Lloyd. And supposedly, she's not even seeing Eric. Eric just won't let her text people.
19. Next day, itemizes his fears for his daughter nad why Cheyenne is going to drift away from him.
20. Apparently, he is now married to Cheyenne. At least that's what the family tree says. Probably just added that earlier.

This shit is great! :banger:
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Who is the mystery ho from #12 ?
 
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