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Lebron James (Los Angeles Lakers)

buckeyesin07;1729221; said:
Bingo. At the end of the day, even mentioning LBJ in the same sentence as Michael Jordan is a joke. From the NBA titles, to the ability to make clutch shots, to the killer instinct, to the desire to win, to not trying to get in the spotlight at every chance he gets, MJ and LBJ are nothing alike.

So, the huge Rock Star has flown to Reno for a quickie (albeit nationally televised) divorce and gotten married again while girls all over the world go into mourning because they weren't the one who landed him. However, despite his PR hype as a brilliant Don Juan, at home he never actually managed to find the right spot when it mattered and his ex ultimately had to fake it every single time. So, the glitz and bling make him look like a prize to the uninformed. But, to the one who's been in bed with him for seven years, the only memory this Lothario leaves behind is recurring disappointment and a desperate, unfulfilled hunger for something he could never deliver.
 
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localyokel;1729650; said:
So, the huge Rock Star has flown to Reno for a quickie (albeit nationally televised) divorce and gotten married again while girls all over the world go into mourning because they weren't the one who landed him. However, despite his PR hype as a brilliant Don Juan, at home he never actually managed to find the right spot when it mattered and his ex ultimately had to fake it every single time. So, the glitz and bling make him look like a prize to the uninformed. But, to the one who's been in bed with him for seven years, the only memory this Lothario leaves behind is recurring disappointment and a desperate, unfulfilled hunger for something he could never deliver.

I'm not sure if this is the right response but.... yes?
 
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The question is.. will all of us remember yesterday for the rest of our lives?

LeBron is a product of a culture to which virtually all of us contribute. The NBA may well be the extreme of this culture - but it extends far beyond. (Even to our beloved Buckeyes where each of us holds our blinders tightly to our heads.)

We stroke 'em and spoil 'em and give them every reason to believe that their lives matter more than our own.

Then we piss and moan when they behave accordingly and lament ever having bought a jersey with their name on the back.
 
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so... supposedly the Heat are now the favorites in the East?
sure they have LeBrick, D-Wade, and Bosh, but their supporting cast will consist of Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy, Dopey, Sneezy, Bashful, and Doc.

yeah... good luck with that.
 
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lvbuckeye;1729669; said:
so... supposedly the Heat are now the favorites in the East?
sure they have LeBrick, D-Wade, and Bosh, but their supporting cast will consist of Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy, Dopey, Sneezy, Bashful, and Doc.

yeah... good luck with that.
That's what I say. Although the James, Wade and Bosh trio is better than the Celtics star trio look at the supporting cast. Chalmers? Dexter Pittman? Who knows who's coming off the bench. I say they win 50 games during the season and go bye-bye in the second round. At least that leaves more time to party, that's provided they're still welcome around town.
 
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DeShaun Butler should be a nice addition assuming he comes back from injury. they also drafted the number one shot blocker in NCAA history in Jarvis Varnado out of Mississippi State. Should be interesting to see who else they bring in. I know they already signed Mike Miller as well. He's a pure shooter.
 
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