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You fuckers have let me down big time. I'm fighting mad more so than normal.

Background first though.

Watched a double feature with The Rock tonight. Fast and Furious 7 and San Andreas.

Both are action movies, duh. For action movies I enjoyed them.


You fuckers are assholes though for not explaining the hotness of Alexandria Daddario from San Andreas to me. Giant fucking assholes.

So I am watching the movie, and she looks familiar. Very subtly I look up IMBD to figure out her name.

None of the flicks she was in look like nudie flicks, damn.

Did notice she was in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia as the rich girl that dates Charlie one episode.

Yep that is where I saw her.

Early in the movie, she must have had them tittays smashed down or something, but I swear they got better and better and bigger and bigger as the movie went on.

I see the tsunami coming, immediately I start anticipating a wet t shirt scene at least.

Yea I got one, but with a dark shirt. You could really see she has some sweet cans though when the shirt is clinging.

Ok, I got to do a nudie search.

I grab my phone and head to the restroom. Normally I don't take my phone into the restroom with me ever unless out at a public place and I don't have a choice. Fuck it, these tits look worth it.

Wow tits and ass shots like no other. Outstanding. Looks like it was from the HBO show True Detective. I didn't watch that series, probably because you assholes never told me how fucking hot and how fucking nude she was in it.

Assholes.

So I return from the bathroom way the fuck fascinated with her.


This is probably why I am not a writer and more of a real life Kilgore Trout, but I really was hoping when they were stuck in the building and trying to break the window that the couldn't, that her nips would be so hard from the cold water and would be able to cut glass and she would save the day with them sweet cans. Sadly that is more fantasy than action movie.


Both movies were decent, but holy shit do a google search on Alexandria Daddario nude.

Do it and do it now.

You are welcome.

Teaser gif for rule compliance (thou shalt not post name of hot chick without pics).

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She got me through both Percy Jackson movies and that's basically a Harry Potter rip off. WB missed the boat when they didn't make her Wonder Woman. She has the look and Marvel hasn't planted their stake in her like they had with every other Amazonian goddess with dark hair.
 
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She got me through both Percy Jackson movies and that's basically a Harry Potter rip off. WB missed the boat when they didn't make her Wonder Woman. She has the look and Marvel hasn't planted their stake in her like they had with every other Amazonian goddess with dark hair.
Her in a Wonder Woman outfit would be this whiny generation's Princess Leia in a gold bikini.


That new superman vs batman looks shitty anyway.

Throw away your work so far and cast this woman.
 
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I am about to watch UP. I have been warned it is heartbreaking to begin. . .

Nothing compared to Inside Out or Toy Story 3. My 5 year old daughter lost it at the end of The Good Dinosaur Saturday. Not really sure why that got to her more than any other Disney movie. She's never had a reaction to something she's watched before. I've watched Inside Out 3 times and I have to walk away for most of the last 15 minutes or else I'll completely lose it. I really don't want to answer the question "Dad, why are you crying?"
 
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Nothing compared to Inside Out or Toy Story 3. My 5 year old daughter lost it at the end of The Good Dinosaur Saturday. Not really sure why that got to her more than any other Disney movie. She's never had a reaction to something she's watched before. I've watched Inside Out 3 times and I have to walk away for most of the last 15 minutes or else I'll completely lose it. I really don't want to answer the question "Dad, why are you crying?"

I have Inside Out but haven't watched it yet. Now I am curious.
 
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