Yeah but he learned how to do the Bone Dance and honked a dude's nose who was trying to kill him so ITS REAL TO ME DAMNITWatched Karate Kid I & II last night on AMC. Even though I remembered III being terrible I watched about 15 minutes of it before turning it off, as it was even worse than my kid-self remembers.
The thing I took away after watching these again is ... where the fuck are the police and children's services while all this is going on? High school kids are beating the crap out of each other. Adults are beating the crap out of high school kids. Kreese is choking the [Mark May] out of Johnny at the beginning of III in the parking lot of the Valley Y in front of 30 witnesses and nobody presses charges? Daniel's mom basically abandons him, letting a 50 year old strange man raise her only child while she leaves the city for extended absences, including not seeing her son off to college. Miyagi and Daniel travel to Okinawa together despite knowing each other for all of seven or eight months. Heck, even Century 21 leased commercial property to Daniel, who paid in cash and forged Mr Miyagi's name on the lease!
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