Last movie you saw?

[Saw31]

Watching 300 again. I really need to work out. Xerxes would kick my fucking ass...

 

[3074326]

Watching 300 again. I really need to work out. Xerxes would kick my fucking ass...

He'd probably want to do something else to your ass.

 

[Muck]

watched PredatorS last night. I have to say, Adrianne Brody was pretty bad ass in that role. I was not expecting that out of him.

He reminded me of Richard Chavez in the original.

 

[WolverineMike]

He reminded me of Richard Chavez in the original.

minus the tree trunk to the gut.....

 

[Gatorubet]

YouTube - Piñata: Survival Island - demon chase scene

your idea of "pretty reasonable" is a lot different than mine......

I like that it can run forty MPH chasing the ATVs, but it has to slow down to try to catch them stumbling ahead at one mile an hour.

That movie would need split screen anal with Brooklyn Decker to get me to watch all of it.

 

[jwinslow]

Did anyone see Fast 5? It's at 78% on Rotten Tomatoes.

 

[WolverineMike]

Paul Walker = Cinema Magic

 

[Buckeneye]

Did anyone see Fast 5? It's at 78% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Few friends of mine are dragging me along in a couple hours. I'll post up when I'm done... or hammered. Probably both. Tail end of this draft is pissing me off.

 

[SloopyHangOn]

Did anyone see Fast 5? It's at 78% on Rotten Tomatoes.

For the sake of humanity, I'm hoping this number drops significantly over time.

 

[3074326]

For the sake of humanity, I'm hoping this number drops significantly over time.

It probably won't, it has 134 reviews and the movie is out. They generally don't change much (if at all) after release.

 

[OHSportsFan]

Friend had a positive recommendation for it.

But, I'll pass.

 

[scarletmike]

Been watching the Rocky movies all afternoon/evening. Currently about halfway through IV. Fucking commie steroid users.

 

[SloopyHangOn]

It probably won't, it has 134 reviews and the movie is out. They generally don't change much (if at all) after release.

I'm only talking about a 5-10 point slide once the user reviews start to bulk-up.

I've seen it happen before on RT. I just can't handle Fast Five being currently rated higher than The Prestige (among other well acclaimed films).

 

[3074326]

I'm only talking about a 5-10 point slide once the user reviews start to bulk-up.

I've seen it happen before on RT. I just can't handle Fast Five being currently rated higher than The Prestige (among other well acclaimed films).

I never pay attention to the user reviews, I was just referring to the critics.

 

[SloopyHangOn]

I never pay attention to the user reviews, I was just referring to the critics.

I tend to go by composite scores on RT ("All Critics"). The "Top Critics" are mostly pandering for attention and blog hits, many of them rival Ebert in terms of spewing asinine bullshit for face-time. I mean, the "Top Critics" have movies like The Prestige at a 57%. While Fast Five has an 81%.

I typically agree with RT's overall scores for movies more than anywhere else, so it messes with my head that Fast Five can have a 4% edge on The Prestige, but then again most people don't use the same scale for every movie they see, so it's whatevs.

I haven't seen Fast Five yet, so if I do I may be surprised...but reading some of the reviews it seems as if people are not just satisfied with a mindless, predictable movie (which I would be), but are almost rewarding it for staying true to the series's formulaic shallowness and that's just a travesty to anyone who considers themselves a movie critic.

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