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OregonBuckeye
Semper Fi Buckeyes
The first two Pirates of the Caribbean movies on USA. The second one is really underrated. I'd rank it just a notch below the first.
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LoKyBuckeye
I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
NFBuck;1177388; said:
great movie.....
We Own The Night
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scarletandgrey
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!
LoKyBuckeye;1177705; said:
The best part was when he completely owned the person trying to sell him the paper over the phone.
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3074326;1177805; said:Cloverfield
Not as good when you're wasted.
Now you fucking tell me. I just ordered it on PPV, and I'm close to being wasted.
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LoKyBuckeye
I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
scarletandgrey;1177784; said:
SETH: Hello?
SALESMAN: Hi, this is Ron calling you from the Daily News. How you doing this morning?
SETH: I'm not interested.
SALESMAN: Okay. I'm sorry to have bothered you. Have a nice day.
SETH: That's it? That's your pitch? You consider that a sales call??!
SALESMAN: Well, ummm...
SETH: You want to sell me a paper right? Well you guys call me every Saturday and I get the same half-assed attempt. You wanna close me? Then sell me.
SALESMAN: Alright.
SETH: Go ahead, start again.
SALESMAN: Okay... Hi, this is Ron from the Daily News. How you doing this morning?
SETH: Shitty. What do you want?
SALESMAN: It's not what I want, sir... it's what you want.
SETH: Alright, now you're talking. What are you selling?
SALESMAN: I'm offering you a subscription to the Daily News at a substantially reduced price. We're trying to reach out to people that have never had home delivery before.
SETH: So, everyone else that already has a subscription is getting fucked on this one huh?
SALESMAN: ...Yeah, I guess so.
SETH: Good, I can live with that. Now why do I want your paper? Maybe I should get the Times or the Voice.
SALESMAN: Well the Village Voice is free, sir, so if you want it you should certainly pick it up. But the Daily News offers you something no other paper can, a real taste of New York. We have some writers on staff that have been with us for over fifteen years. We have the best features! More photographs than any other daily in New York! And we have the most reliable delivery in the city! Now what do you think??!!
SETH: Alright, Ron. Now that was a sales call. Good job!
SALESMAN: So are you going to buy a subscription?
SETH: No. I already get the Times.
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BrutusMaximus
I Heart Boobs
At the Cinemas: Indi 4 - In my book it absolutely sucked and I dont even consider it part of the series.
At home - Juno. Gotta say, not bad at all.
At home - Juno. Gotta say, not bad at all.
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