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Lane Kiffin (HC Ole/Young Miss & Twitter Troll King)

What Street Name Will Knoxville Give in Honor of Lane Kiffin's Hiring?

  • Lane Kiffin Lane

    Votes: 17 20.0%
  • Lane Kiffin Street

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Lane Kiffin Boulevard

    Votes: 2 2.4%
  • Lane Kiffin Circle

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Lane Kiffin Avenue

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Kiffin Lane

    Votes: 24 28.2%
  • Other

    Votes: 7 8.2%
  • I don't know, but I'd shag his wife

    Votes: 33 38.8%

  • Total voters
    85
Co-worker sent this story to me today. I'm not sure what site he got it from.

BB73 EDIT - he got it from here:

Fanhouse.com

"If you ever doubted how quickly the world of college football can change, Lane Kiffin is the perfect test case. Two years ago, hardly any college football fans outside of the hardest core USC fan in Los Angeles had any opinion of Lane Kiffin at all. Twenty months later, he's the most hated man in college football. The man with the smirk heard 'round the world. Ever wonder what Johnny from "Karate Kid" would look like if he'd grown up to coach football?

Lane Kiffin is the answer.

Not only is Kiffin the most hated man in college football, he doesn't even have a rival for the second-most hated. Honestly, can you even name the second-most hated entity in college football? Maybe the NCAA? The BCS? That's how hated Lane Kiffin is, the NCAA and the BCS might have a higher favorability rating. Even ESPN, the network that created the monster that is Lane Kiffin, seems a bit taken aback by the character they've created. Most of the offseason they've attempted to create a kinder, gentler Lane, rehabilitate his image after the drubbing it took in 13 months in Knoxville.

That's the only explanation for why sideline reporter Shelley Smith began the Hawaii game by saying: "Everything Lane Kiffin does is calculated." Right, and Tiger Woods wanted to get busted with his mistresses, too.

Lane Kiffin coaches football like he's playing a video game. He's gives press conferences like he's on X-Box live. How infuriating was Lane Kiffin in his first year as Tennessee's head coach? He could make SEC Commissioner Mike Slive, one of the nicest guys on the planet, boil with rage. Why? Because Kiffin doesn't care about anything or anyone that came before him, anything or anyone that exists around him. No matter how much he tries, Kiffin can't shield the disrespect that he has for his opponents. He coaches with a palpable arrogance, a belief that he's God's gift to the game.

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GrizzlyBuck;1760280; said:
Wrong thread, but it seemed fitting, if anyone has more pictures of his wife, this would be a good time to post them :biggrin:
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In younger days (in blue):

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lvbuckeye;1760423; said:
their defense sucks balls.

Hey!!! You made the picture scroll up!

I want nothing to do with Kiffin's manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey, or anything else that belongs to him.

But I am coveting that ass.

And if given the opportunity I would break #7 as well.
 
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3074326;1760431; said:
I heard he was a douche in his interviews during/after the game or something. What'd he say?
Kiffin needs to say nothing in order to be a douche.

The minute he gets up in the morning, he's a douche.

Filling the coffeepot, he's a douche.

Going out to the front porch to get the morning paper, he's a douche.

Putting cream cheese onto his bagel and munching it, he's a douche.

Gets into his car and drives to the office, he's a douche.

And so on like this, the rest of the day, every day.
 
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MaxBuck;1760637; said:
Kiffin needs to say nothing in order to be a douche.

The minute he gets up in the morning, he's a douche.

Filling the coffeepot, he's a douche.

Going out to the front porch to get the morning paper, he's a douche.

Putting cream cheese onto his bagel and munching it, he's a douche.

Gets into his car and drives to the office, he's a douche.

And so on like this, the rest of the day, every day.

G to the P to the A
 
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lvbuckeye;1760423; said:
their defense sucks balls.

Lane Kiffin isn't ready to make major changes with USC's defense - latimes.com

Don't expect any sort of defensive overhaul as USC prepares for its home opener Saturday night against Virginia.

Coach Lane Kiffin watched his team give up nearly 600 yards in the Trojans' season-opening victory Thursday at Hawaii. Then he came back to Los Angeles and viewed it all over again, this time in taped detail.

"You don't want to jump and make any big conclusions off one game and start changing all the things you believe in," Kiffin said Sunday.
 
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Translation; Daddy's a lot smarter than I am anyway, he actually has something (other than a hot wife and big bank account) to show for all of his years of coaching, besides I don't have a clue what happens on the defensive side anyway, so how could I change anything if I wanted to.
 
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