KyLLLLLe KaLLLLLis (traitor with a platinum sombrero)

[bukIpower]

Nice excuse, and one that is, predictably, being tossed around by the Michigan faithful.

He is so injured that the only way to mend is back Injury is to play football for Texas State next year

 

[BUCKYLE]

That's what happens when you party with Gibbons!

Kalis is blonde. Gibby likes brunettes.

 

[buckeyesin07]

My guess is he'll be starting by week 2. Back injury or something

So, as I predicted, you pretty much were dead wrong.

From mgoblog:

I wish this was as simple as "Burzynski can't play and Kalis can and it was only Kalis's back injury and nutty coaching that made this debatable." It's not. Kalis had some good plays; he also had some pretty awful ones.

Remember the third and twelve run that was a boggling callback to the 1990s? ... Everyone executes—Mason Cole in fact buries his guy in a heap—except Kalis, who airballs just as badly as Burzynski did earlier in the game

http://mgoblog.com/content/upon-further-review-2014-offense-vs-appalachian-state

For those playing at home, "Burzynski" is former walk-on, 5th year senior Joe Burzynski.

 

[Jaxbuck]

 

[WolverineMike]

That's funny as hell. Made me laugh. Thanks Jax.

Not sure what it's pertaining to, but it's still funny.

 

[UpNorth_Buckeye]

That's funny as hell. Made me laugh. Thanks Jax.

Not sure what it's pertaining to, but it's still funny.

Everything. Simply, everything.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Almost breaks my heart to see an Ohio boy's talent totally wasted by that staff... Almost.






Ok.




I'm over it now.

 

[Tanner]

mgoblog is a good blog. those breakdowns of every play are cool.

 

[WolverineMike]

Should have gotten rid of Funk and Borges. Not just Borges

 

[kujirakira]

Should have gotten rid of Brandon, Hoke, Funk, and Borges. Not just Borges

Fixed that for you.
But I like how you guys draw it out one year at a time. Hoke will be able to pin it all on Funk this year and keep on surviving. And god only knows how long it'll be until somebody realizes a guy who screws up pizza isn't fit to lead an organization that big.

 

[shiznit7]

Fixed that for you.
But I like how you guys draw it out one year at a time. Hoke will be able to pin it all on Funk this year and keep on surviving. And god only knows how long it'll be until somebody realizes a guy who screws up pizza isn't fit to lead an organization that big.

Idk how much I can emphasize this without it getting old: BRADY FUCKING HOKE IS 4-20 AGAINST RANKED OPPONENTS AND 0-13 WHEN FACING RANKED OPPONENTS ON THE ROAD. Dear Jesus, why is this so hard for people to figure out? He's a 3rd class coach at a 2nd class football school.

 

[buckeyesin07]

Idk how much I can emphasize this without it getting old: BRADY FUCKING HOKE IS 4-20 AGAINST RANKED OPPONENTS AND 0-13 WHEN FACING RANKED OPPONENTS ON THE ROAD. Dear Jesus, why is this so hard for people to figure out? He's a 3rd class coach at a 2nd class football school.

That's being kind, IMO.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Idk how much I can emphasize this without it getting old: BRADY FUCKING HOKE IS 4-20 AGAINST RANKED OPPONENTS AND 0-13 WHEN FACING RANKED OPPONENTS ON THE ROAD. Dear Jesus, why is this so hard for people to figure out? He's a 3rd class coach at a 2nd class football school.

I think we all get it.

The wish is that the pizza man stays blissfully unaware for as long as humanly possible.

 

[buckeyesin07]

I think we all get it.

The wish is that the pizza man stays blissfully unaware for as long as humanly possible.

Michigan fans sure aren't helping Brandon come to that realization. Like you said in this or another thread (I think it was you, Jax)--Michigan has the dumbest fan base in America.

 

[kujirakira]

Brandon is the pizza man.