Keith Richards Is One Sick MF (merged)

[kinch]

Cept the following:

Do not eat poop.

Homophobe.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Homophobe.

God hates you.

 

[Taosman]

"Upon further review......"

By Dean Goodman in Los Angeles
April 05, 2007 07:49am
Article from: Reuters
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KEITH Richards may never have met a drug he didn't like, but today the Rolling Stones guitarist denied mixing his father's ashes with cocaine and snorting the ghoulish concoction.
The 63-year-old rocker caused an international uproar yesterday when British newspaper New Musical Express quoted him as saying: "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow ... . It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
Richards, known for his death-defying appetite for drugs, said in a statement on his band's website, rollingstones.com, that "the complete story (was) lost in the usual slanting."
"The truth of the matter is that I planted a sturdy English Oak. I took the lid off the box of ashes, and he is now growing oak trees and would love me for it!!! I was trying to say how tight Bert and I were. That tight!!! I wouldn't take cocaine at this point in my life unless I wished to commit suicide."

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

Sheesh, who are you, the LSD police?
Next you're going to tell me that I can't take micro-dots, go to a bon-fire and play against a german shepard in a game of fetch. Though I'm positive that my cousin, who was throwing the tennis ball, cheated in favor of Mack.

You can do all of that just don't eat the brown acid.

 

[BUCKYLE]

You can do all of that just don't eat the brown acid.

What if I already did?

Is that what's attracting all these gigantic spider people?

 

[BB73]

What if I already did?

Is that what's attracting all these gigantic spider people?

Nothing to see here, move along.

 

[OH10]

There is already one lesson to be learned...

Do what you want while your alive. If it ain't hurting anyone else, have at it.

That's one way to look at it. Although the fact that Keith Richards never OD'd on drugs has got to be a medical mystery.

Must have at least been smart enough to stay away from Heroine.

 

[BayBuck]

Must have at least been smart enough to stay away from Heroine.

Nope.

(Why did I take heroin?) It was a damn good feeling, for starters. And we were going through a lot of stuff. I could operate behind that. It gave me a distance from everything that was going on around me. I could see things happening - fast time, slow time. It was Stones business, Allen Klein stuff, and then Brian dying. There was a lot of stuff happening, and it gave me a sense of space. Eventually, I was so far in space, I was almost in the atmosphere.

[FONT=Times New Roman,Times] [/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica][SIZE=-1]- Keith Richards, 2002[/SIZE][/FONT]​

http://www.timeisonourside.com/keith2.html​

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

If taking my father's ashes, cutting them into my cocaine, and snorting them is wrong, I don't want to be right.

 

[stxbuck]

This is why Keef is Keef and the rest of us are.....well.....normal...