Jo Ann fabrics says no to customer who then has diarrhea on the spot.

[sandgk]

What I need to find is a play on the phrase "Dire Ear"

Till then I offer the Bristol Stool Chart - poop for thought ...

 

[iambrutus]

type 6 this morning after a night of wings and miller lites :!

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

We here at Jo-Ann Stores pride ourselves on a rigid application of our rules of decorum and public decency, and you, Cathy, have demonstrated a fragrant disregard for both.

Fixed.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Greenies to the best arts-and-crafts suggestion incorporating a pile of poo.

Some would say that most arts-and-crafts projects are inherently piles of poo.

 

[OregonBuckeye]

 

[BrutuStrength]

Fantastic work by our own sandgk. Still, I have to think this thread has not yet begun to approach its true potential...

Greenies to the best arts-and-crafts suggestion incorporating a pile of poo.

A diorama perhaps?

Clean up in aisle 5...

 

[BB73]

Some would say that most arts-and-crafts projects are inherently piles of poo.

I refer to those projects as farts-and-craps.

 

[Saw31]

After a night of beer and hot wings, I've decided to postpone my trip to Jo Ann Fabrics until tomorrow...

 

[sandgk]

After a night of beer and hot wings, I've decided to postpone my trip to Jo Ann Fabrics until tomorrow...

Oh what a crappy development, just when the spray on Buckeye appliqu?s went on sale.

 

[Deety]

A little gold leaf and you have a new keychain!

And really, isn't everything better with glitter?

This is a little disturbing. Enjoy.

And always remember...

That's all for now. Have to go look for my dignity.

 

[BB73]

This is a little disturbing. Enjoy.

And always remember...

That's all for now. Have to go look for my dignity.

[Donny] Who receives our complaints about admins posting shit in the work-safe forums? [/Donny] :tongue2:

 

[Best Buckeye]

What better way to send a message.

 

[sandgk]

What better way to send a message.

Turd times the charm

 

[BB73]

Turd times the charm

Who said toilet humor can't be witty?

 

[Best Buckeye]

Who said toilet humor can't be witty?

I don't think it was BKB , maybe Ryn