Jo Ann fabrics says no to customer who then has diarrhea on the spot.

[LordJeffBuck]

I bet that Catherine W. eats at Ryan's Steak House....

LINK

 

[sandgk]

I bet that Catherine W. eats at Ryan's Steak House....

LINK

That is a timeless classic, truly a moving piece of prose.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Another example of

 

[Best Buckeye]

Another example of

Are you sure you don't mean;

DEFICATION
OCCURS

 

[cincibuck]

I like the line in which she says, "You can be sure I will never shop at Jo Ann Fabrics again..."

A fact for which Management will be forever grateful.